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Surfing Hurts!!!

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FreshCoast
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Damn, today I was surfing and took a nice dive on my take off, then when I surfaced I saw my board directly above my head and them BAM. Now I am left with a gold ball lump right above eye and am coughing up blood. Wish I had a camera, it is pretty funky looking. So what's you best surf injury?
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Mar 31 2003 9:12PM
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rickskibaby
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ive had a lot more ego injuries than physical............ dam bikinis never stay tied!
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Apr 1 2003 6:52PM
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bigskia
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yeah learning isn't too bad. try to get a long board though


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Apr 1 2003 5:57PM
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HVskier
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I surfed once, Pacific beach in SaN Diego. It was pretty easy to get started, quite fun too
Apr 1 2003 5:53PM
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lagwagon
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learning is easy like standing up and shit, then when you start trying moves its harder, but you get waay better just trying heaps.
and yeah swirling and rocks and shit is just plain fun! its scary and you dunno where you are, its cool!
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Apr 1 2003 5:46PM
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BigPerm
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whenever i fall i always end up putting my hands like over my head jsut incase the board decides to get a piece of me.
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Mar 31 2003 9:16PM
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bigskia
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i've surfed a mere 3 times and the worst thing that happened was a fish jumped on my board and slapped my leg. it was vicious


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Mar 31 2003 9:17PM
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weazelzb
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ya... surfing does hurt alot




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Mar 31 2003 9:18PM
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chris_01
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swimmers ear
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Mar 31 2003 9:20PM
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Ski-hobo
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no bad injuries, just a chaffed, chaifed, chest

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Mar 31 2003 9:20PM
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FreshCoast
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golf ball, not 'gold ball'

Oh I forgot the time I had to get 30 stiches when this guys board ran me over. That hurt a shit load too.
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Mar 31 2003 9:22PM
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theBOSS.
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I was surfing on a beach made of smaal pebbles, like some places in cape cod. Anyways I felland all these little rocks on the bottom slashed into my back, the water all around me was red, and the salt water burned it sooooo bad. I still have scars from it
Mar 31 2003 9:50PM
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SUpilot
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thats why you wear a rash guard
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Mar 31 2003 9:51PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah no shit. At first I didnt have one, and the rash begins so quickly

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Mar 31 2003 9:54PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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i usually surf in NH but i went to maui with a few friends last summer and we were riding like 4 ft swells and it was sooo sick, but then this fucking moster 12-14 footer came out of no where and it sucked so much water off the beach that we had like 6 inches to ride on and we all ate shit onto the reef, i broke my board and 3 fingers and got cut up really bad

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Mar 31 2003 10:05PM
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etom2
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im learnign to surf for the first time next week in mauii... im really excited, i know how to wakeboard and wakeskate and shit... maybe that will help.
Mar 31 2003 10:05PM
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mommy
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one time at mcdonalds, they had a surf board mounted on two three foot pipes in the play place. it was supposed to be a place where you set your lunch. so i set down my cup of sodee-pop, and the fucker tipped over, pouring coke all over my nuts and legs. worst surf injury ever..
Mar 31 2003 10:34PM
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lineskier10
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yeah i only went surfing once at pismo beach in cali, and i had to rent shit and they just gave me a wetsuit, no rash guard or anything so my whole fuckin body got chaffed, it sucked but the waves were really nice
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Mar 31 2003 10:36PM
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j.bird
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uhh, a wet suit will protect you more than a rash guard, it cover more of yer body, a rash guard is for yer chest and sstomach, so yer shit doesn't get all raw, it is just like a t shirt made of that 'under armour' shit, but it came before under armour
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Apr 1 2003 12:53AM
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lagwagon
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rash shirts are for under your wettie, they don't do shit wearing them without a wettie, and they just keep your colder, specially if theres a wind. And surfing in only boardies is sweet except you get sore nipples sometimes, but dudes trust me the worst thing ever surfing is when you get the side of your board in the nuts, or you jump up onto it and land on your nuts that fucken hurts, it happened to me once in a comp , and i like couldn't surf the whole heat, it sucks soooo sore like 'i wanna cry and go in' sore.
sore wah


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Apr 1 2003 3:55AM
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lineskier10
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yeah i got fucked up when i was surfing trying to swim under this massive wave, the wave flipped me backwards and i got swirled around and i hit all the rocks and shit on the bottom of the ocean, then my board hit me, that hurt
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Apr 1 2003 9:33AM
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Jooky
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Damn mommy, thats some hard core shit!
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Apr 1 2003 10:38AM
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etom
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is learning hard?

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Apr 1 2003 10:48AM
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canonrider
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crotch rot.....

learning is easy, i was up on my 3rd wave..

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Apr 1 2003 10:54AM
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lineskier10
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yeah learning is easy, doin turns and stuff like that is harder to learn though
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Apr 1 2003 11:08AM
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Lateralis
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never tried it and never will



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Apr 1 2003 1:38PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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hah ive been surfing for 5 years and the worst thing thats ever happen is a couple dings

Sep 9 2005 9:23PM
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skichica128
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hahaha i kno the feeling! rashguards n boardshorts help tho.

i've never had any bad injuries but this guy at the beach once got skegged soo bad u could see his muscle and stuff and my friend had to call 911 for him.

Sep 9 2005 10:13PM
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Andy-Fair
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ive been cut up by my fins and gelt constant cuts and things when i hit the bottom

Sep 10 2005 10:09AM
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cab_D
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stiches, broken nose/mega black eye, knocked out, almost drowning

Sep 10 2005 11:03PM
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mk2
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yeah i went surfing for the first time a couple weeks and i fell and got the board in the eye it was sick besides that though.

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Sep 11 2005 8:32AM
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MissMontana
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you are a liar. they work to prevent chaffing on your ribs from the wax on your board. and most are UV proof and they protect your skin. essential on tropical surf trips. trust me on this one, i go every year.

worst injury?definitely reef cuts from Hawaii. when those bad boys get infected its fucking death. my dad broke both of his knees on Christmas day when i was a little kid. hum. oh yes my dads friend Bob got bit by a shark on his face when he was surfing Half Moon Bay in NorCal. He had a fatty gash on his nose but his board was fucked up. He named his board company Shark County after that one.

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Sep 11 2005 11:50AM
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couchskier
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I was paddeling out and some chick rode right over my legs, my boardshorts saved my legs but she put a hughe gash in my heel. sucked and another time I went for a floater and my rail whacked my nuts

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Sep 11 2005 3:55PM
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ryan.c
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i dont ahve a surf injury but i got hit with a hockey stick right above my eye, and a rock thrown at me that hit me just below my other eye, so lucky i can actually see today, appendix out, i also fell in some hole wen i was younger n cut up my leg

my dads done a ton of things like walk thru a plate glass door, who does that? and stuck a garden fork thru his toe, hacksawed the end of his thumb, chainsawed his wrist, jsut a few of his injuries for ya

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Sep 11 2005 6:48PM
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roussillon
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i've surfe once and the board rasped all my belly and my tits... it did hurt for a couple of days



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Sep 11 2005 6:52PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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i was surfing in bali and i dropped in on this amazing 6 footer. it wasnt that big just absolutley perfect. I dropped pulled in and rode just inside the barrel for like 10 seconds. I powered out did a bottom turn and i was gonna floater above the close out infront of me. i had way more speed then i needed and popped off the lip. my feet left the board i flew in to the air like 2 feet and came right down with my exact asshole hitting the tip of the board. ive never been in more pain. i broke the tip off my board and didnt surf for 3 days. it fucken hurt

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Sep 11 2005 9:19PM
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JFerg
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^ that story is like the perfect surfing story, except you missed the floater and got ass punched instead


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Sep 12 2005 2:32PM
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c_lo
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yeah i lost my bathing suite at log cabins on the northshore and sometimes if i'm in the lineup i get bonner from the combo of hot girls and prostate pressure, its really embarrasing and nothing worse than having a bunch of chicks see you dive off a wave with a bonner

Sep 12 2005 3:31PM
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