light reflecting off the molecules or something, but there is a logical answer to it, so ur question sucks.
I have tonnes of these saved on my comp. I just add random 1's when i think of them, and some are from the internet.
Here they are:
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
How could you get to sleep if you had x-ray vision?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Do vampires get AIDS?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why is a woman in a suit a "business person” but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
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