Let me begin by stating the clear,
you are an alias; and very likely queer.
Your admission to taking it up the ass,
Is an invite for your fellow Ns'ers to bash,
The fact you even thought it appropriate to post,
This pathetic excuse for attention engrossed,
Makes it likely that your age is on the south-end of twelve,
And you likely still indulge in pleasuring yourself.
I very much doubt that all you said has surpassed,
Any girlfriend you'd have would be through with your ass,
Had she known what information you publically declare,
On a worldwide median; regarding your affair.
So do yourself a favour and quit life this instant,
Or else someone do the honor; I'll personally pay the assailant.
The Chill Lounge