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Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
me i once ate seven marbles boy was it a hasle on the pot the next day hurt like hell on fire times ten
Jun 7 2006 6:03PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
got kicked out of ski academy

threw waterballons at random people in the city

took my car out 45 mins away from home when i was 14
Jun 7 2006 10:03PM
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Leckett
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the whole story of my first kiss. its so embarressing im not even gona tell it.
Jun 7 2006 10:05PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
tell us
Jun 7 2006 10:07PM
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Leckett
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no. its actually that bad.
Jun 7 2006 10:07PM
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frp1080
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you can't bring it up and then not tell us
Jun 7 2006 10:18PM
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JAYTRON
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tried jumping off the slide and inbetween the second and third monkey bards to impress my older bro and his friend when i was like 5. ended up diving through and breaking my arm in two spots and not to mention messing up my face
Jun 7 2006 11:14PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
o, i got hit in the face with a golf ball and the whole side of my face was swollen for like a week, that is not my fault in any way though
Jun 7 2006 11:15PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
im an angel i dont do stupid things.





when im sober.
Jun 7 2006 11:21PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Shit man, what did you do? Eat some bad chinese and vomit in her mouth?
Jun 7 2006 11:22PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
her



i have a bag of hammers in my garage that are smarter then her.
Jun 7 2006 11:25PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
*than.
ahahha ok i'll stop now ryan :)
Jun 7 2006 11:26PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
dude, sarcasm...
Jun 7 2006 11:27PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
ovary punches coming RIIIIIIGHT up
Jun 7 2006 11:32PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I've been peed on 4 times

I've been punched in both temples 5 times for being racist

almost stuck my hand under a lawn mower to unclog it while it was stll running but I decided against it

guinee pigged a table with a cork 5 at a Nationals Slopestyle comp, and I had no idea how much speed I needed or how big the jump was.

ate cereal with milk so old it was as thick as yogurt then realized it was yucko after 5 bites

threw my cat at my dog twice

threw a yellow pages phone book at my brother's face

dropped my camera off a tripod

accidentally knocked a smoothie out of a girl's hand in the mall...I didn't even get to taste it :(

went to school hopped up on vicoden 4 times

shook a kindergartener

called my teacher a ####

flashed my nipple at Kye Peterson while screaming his name in a high voice

sniffed a native girl at my school

swung a kid into a wall really hard at full speed while he was swinging on the ropes. hahahaha it was the funniest thing ever.

spilled a glass of grape juice on my dog

gave my cat Mittens a bath 3 times

knitted 3 g-strings

got addicted to NS

kissed a black girl while drunk

convinced a kid to swallow 3 dimes

punched a twizzler when I was made at a video game

sent cuddle party pictures to my friends

got addicted to Vanessa Carlton (thanks a lot, ZACH)


got busted for sending hand drawn p*orno to preppy middle school girls

made my mom swedish meatballs for breakfast on mother's day

fell down the stairs with my toothbrush in my mouth

broke my collarbone at Nationals

threw a ball at a little kid but it bounced off him and hit me in the face

shot my friend in that sensitive spot under his ear with an assult rifle airsoft gun

pooped against some one's RV at a campground because I couldn't find the porta potty....it was 20 feet in the other direction.

failed to open a door countless number of times

watched a japanese girl poop in a guy's mouf

watched a 45 year old man get it up the butt by a stallion

thats all that comes to mind off the top of my head...theres probably others.
Jun 8 2006 12:10AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
You better tell........ please? And WOW ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that's a lot.
Jun 8 2006 12:19AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
haha LANDIS TANKAS soo many.


and kyle you gotta tell ns now!
you brought it up.
Jun 8 2006 12:27AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Thats a tie between cutting open shotgun shells to see how they worked in an attempt to make my own explosives (which were pretty sweet). Kinda killing my ex -girlfriends dog, althought it was her stupid falut. drunkenly lincon looping down an icy hill 3 and a half months ago causing a twisted ankel which im still recovering from. The Kinfe Game. saying "im not ready for sex yet" when i was 13. Being Boyfriend to Two girls at one time. Everything I did in Kingston... Killer B's Storm Queens. Not learning the lines to the second half of Two Fenrlemen of Verona when I was the lead character in the play - for the frist 3 preformances... Yeah.
Jun 8 2006 12:28AM
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*BeckyK*
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Got drunk at boarding school, got caught being drunk at boarding school, resulted in a nice trip to Wilderness rehab, then theraputic boarding school, ran away from boarding school, got arrested, expelled from theraputic boarding school, but now Im home... so the getting caught drinking was the dumbest, but running away from theraputic boarding school... the smartest.
Jun 8 2006 12:29AM
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[~_~]
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wait, so you got sent to rehab just for being caught drunk once???? Thats GHEY.
Jun 8 2006 12:31AM
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*BeckyK*
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nahh... Id got caught a few times before, but because I got caught, they searched my room and found a plethora of illegal substances... which added to my parents concern.
Jun 8 2006 12:33AM
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duhamelski
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i pissed on a kid once. i dont remember it though. and then i took the kids piss covered sheets and passed out. woke up the next day and my sheets were damp as fuck. kinda sucked
Jun 8 2006 12:34AM
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jskiddy
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i rollerbladed once
Jun 8 2006 12:44AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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when i was little and learning to walk in one of those funny round things with the wheels and the seat that little kids sit in to learn how to walk Click for larger image one of these, i fell down an entire flight of stairs in it. i was about a year old, maybe a little older
Jun 8 2006 12:57AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
its a really long list. Hmmm...I won't get into some of the worst things, but I'll give you this-

Having my friend hold my legs while I hanging out of a car throwing pumpkins at mailboxes going well over 100 mph. I stopped doing that when the side of my face got splattered with pumpkin inards and I realized that my head came about 1 foot from hitting a mailbox at about 110 mph.
Jun 8 2006 1:04AM
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zackskis
Posts: 482 - Karma: 11
snorted a pixie stick, got arrested for petty theft, got pulled over going a buck 5
Jun 8 2006 1:22AM
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mittfree
Posts: 329 - Karma: 15
Masterbated in my friends step-sister's sheets cause she was gonna report our hot tub party to her parents. Wait, no, thats not the dumbest, thats the radest. Dumbest was getting caught with my then girlfriend's crotch in my face. It was dumb because I ignored the garage door, the house door, and the footsteps up the stairs.
Jun 8 2006 1:35AM
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FuckThePolice
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tried to throw something with a shattered arm
Jun 8 2006 1:40AM
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Kevo
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DUDE! I jumped down 2 flights of stairs in one of those. Apparently on purpose. No joke. My dad witnessed me do it. I hucked one flight, got to a landing, and then hucked another. I was a huckster from the start.
Jun 8 2006 1:48AM
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=Carson=
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I should of got justins ticket haha he wasted it
Jun 8 2006 3:25AM
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.nafus.
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last night i cheated on ym gf with 4 different girls and then told her today...

p.s. i didnt get dumped, it was weird
Jun 8 2006 3:27AM
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Gaespar
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That would have been incredibly stupid.
I´ve got nothing
Jun 8 2006 3:28AM
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Gaespar
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Dude you know you have to tell us.
Jun 8 2006 3:29AM
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=Carson=
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sounds sooo familure
Jun 8 2006 3:34AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
your a slut
Jun 8 2006 4:46AM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
you must have hid well, did you get some nice candid shots?
Jun 8 2006 8:46AM
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Leckett
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never
Jun 8 2006 8:49AM
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zanderd
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hahahahahahah! YES that is dedication
Jun 8 2006 8:50AM
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zanderd
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Look man you can't just do that. Be like Oh man I have the best story ever but im not gonna tell you. Its just mean. Please tell the story as everyone here is very interested.. Please?
Jun 8 2006 8:54AM
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Leckett
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i will consider it
Jun 8 2006 9:01AM
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Schoening
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yea seriosly leckett, majorrrr party foul
Jun 8 2006 9:01AM
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skiierman
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- Tried my first superman frontflip off the biggest jump in our park, on one of the iciest days. I couldn't walk for I don't know how long.

- Kind of raced my friend on a backroad side by side with a full car.

- Not using protection.

- http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/1142639121crotched.wmv

- http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/4237ouchies.wmv

- Admitting I shit my pants in a very well known magazine.

- Almost getting arrested first day of senior year.

- Trying a no-footer off a sketchy jump mountain biking. Overshot the jump, broke seat resulting in ripping my nut sac... not lying.

All I can think of for now.
Jun 8 2006 9:04AM
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jack_weisman
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jumped up and down on my team captian's car roof and got caught
Jun 8 2006 10:31AM
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skoganskier101
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uhhhhhh, i stuck a metal fork in an electrical socket, im not even sure if thats the dumbest
Jun 8 2006 10:58AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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nah i was already in when he got coaught, justin was a little bitch though, he drank half a flask of vod, then passed out in MSG, when security came they were like "whats your phone number" and he was like "how am i supposed to know that" it was humorous
Jun 8 2006 1:17PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
hahaah
Jun 8 2006 1:54PM
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skiierman
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Oh one more, I snorted some really spicy tobasco sauce just because I felt like it.
Jun 8 2006 2:39PM
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Laurence.
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same here
Jun 8 2006 3:10PM
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skiflake
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Jun 8 2006 3:12PM
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jS.torgeRseN
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Said no to Coke for 3 months...I wanted to be healthy...i promise you dear NS'ers...Dont stop drink Coke, coke is good for your body!

Healthy=Shit
Coke=JEA
Jun 8 2006 3:15PM
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steevner
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when i was about 7 i tried to skate through some random ladies legs, i knocked her on her back and skated off as fast as i could. and today i just about got run over by a car on my bike, completely my fault
Jun 8 2006 3:16PM
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