so i have a serious problem at my school. last week this kid got suspended for having weed at school. within a day, half of my school knows that this one kid told on him. the kid is a total douch and no one likes him anyways. so i just made him feel like shit. so we have closed campus, but lunch sucks. yesterday, i go to jamba juice during lunch, and sure enough, teachers are waiting for me when i get back. i got off easy but i just found out something that really pisses me off. truns out that this other girl who is super shady and no one even notices ever told on us. but she isn't someone that i can just pick on. i really want to tell her how lame that was though. i also want to adress this tred that has started at my school. i would beat the shit outa the original kid but i gotta work with him in math and don't want to start that whole game. suggestions?
a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail. a best friend is the guy on your right saying, "damn that was fun."
First off, remember that you are wrong here. No matter how trivial a rule may be, it is still a rule.
Now, for the wierd girl. Just approach her...calm, cool, collected...and ask her why she felt compelled to say something. She'll come at you with some bullshit moral argument: keep your cool. When she finishes giving you her lecture you respond: "Okay, thats cool, i get you...im sorry my actions affected you so adversely".
Toss in a dash of sarcasim and peace. Its not worth the confrontation. It lets her know that you thought it was uncool and it saves you from any more trouble.
There was a kid who rated me out for drinking on a school trip (i might get expelled becuase of this little fucker. He already doesnt have any friends becuase he gross and creepy, so starting rumors about him really wouldnt be worth it. Instead im planing to do a lot of shit to his house, some standered stuff like egges and teepee. But im also thinking about something more extreme like pouring water in his cars gas tank, or burning mormon bibles in his driveway (he is extremely mormon).
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aight from experience i tell you dat you should not do tha mormom bible thing. i got thrown on probation once for comitin a "hate crime" against dis stupid fagget. i hate dis fool cause he alwayz do hella gay shit like makeup and painted nails. so we be cruisin and i had a large coke from McD's we saw dis fool on his bike. i rolled down tha window and said "watch out muthafucka" and threw tha coke cup in his face. so anywayz tha cops come and dis fools say dat i threw tha cup at him cause he was gay (dis is true) but he also lied and said i called him shit like a fagget and homo before i threw it (dis aint true). so i get charged wit asault and batery and get 8 days of comm service wit 6 monts of probation for a hate crime. trust fools you dont want to get down wit that hate crime bullshit. the worst part i had to write dis whole bullshit essay about hate crimes. the comm service was fun cause i chilled wit a couple my homies dat be doin it too. and forget dat TP bullshit dats child play. get some muthafuckin 2 ton epoxy and put it all along tha front door, back door and car. thos muthafuckas wont be able to get out of tha house or into tha car. sooo funny.
yeah someone told on me and some other people for drinking during ski club. the girl that brought most of the alcohol got a lot of suspension and a superindendent confrence. the rest of us didnt get in any trouble though, not really sure why.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest