Lick my ass !!

you see, i didnt laugh once. i dont know, i just dont find it funny.





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here

uh, i don't know what to think. somebody must've spent lots of time on it though. funny in spots.
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I lost my pants! Anyone seen my pants?

Who is Tanner Hall?
He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.
-me

the only reason that wasn't the worst thing i've ever seen was Mr. T was in it


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

yeah that's pretty bad.. and it even had strong bad in it.. for shame


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?

wow... i thought itd be hard to incorperate porn, cartoons, bill cosby and mr.t into a really good skit... i guess i was right... its impossible.



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew

ha...that was pretty funny
Taste Death. Live Life.

I thought it was funny.


Declared the biggest tool on NS.com by StepDad9000
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk