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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
I was filling out an online application for Housing at U of U, and it was scrolling through all the agreements.
Naturally i dont read them i just selected "Yes" that i agree.

so i get to the end, and it says, "You have been banned from going any further". So i went back and read the questions.

So one of the questions i selected "Yes" for says "Have you ever been convicted of being a sex offender"


So beat i dont know what to do
May 18 2006 7:50PM
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Apple
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... are you a sex offender?
May 18 2006 7:52PM
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sneather
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haha that really sucks man .... just go to the person in charge and explain wat happened
May 18 2006 7:52PM
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LDuggan420
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bahhahahaha that sucks so bad. ive done shit like that but not for stuff that big
May 18 2006 7:54PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
haha, that's almost worth it

almost.
May 18 2006 7:55PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
what about sex offenders that are trying to get their lives back on track?

they just can't live there?

that's kinda discriminatory.
May 18 2006 7:56PM
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ski_cartel
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that sucks man, but that why you gota read important stuff like that
May 18 2006 7:58PM
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SiverMike
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just tell them you were drunk and didnt know she was 4 until you noticed how tight she was.
May 18 2006 8:00PM
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Gaespar
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^hahahahaha
May 19 2006 1:52PM
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supervore
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haha, just call them and explain what you were doing. i'm sure they'll just laugh and reset it for you
May 19 2006 1:54PM
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d-loc
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shows u arent ready for college.

cuz if you sign ANYTHING without READING ur a fuck job
May 19 2006 1:54PM
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Norred
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Sex offenders are bad people.
May 19 2006 2:04PM
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BigShanks04
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they are trying to make some sort of living arangements for former sex offenders in minnesota, like give them their own hotel thing up north
May 19 2006 2:10PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
pederass!!!! i always though there was something strange about you steve
May 19 2006 2:45PM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
not really cuz its somthing wrong with their mind so u cant really fix it
May 19 2006 3:00PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
In a harsh way, you're right. That's a pretty funny story though because I bet even sex offenders don't even check that box.
May 19 2006 3:47PM
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Hector
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¡Haha que usted es steve tan estúpidos!
May 19 2006 3:56PM
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mw1235
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totally right in saying you arent ready for college. i do the same things, but when its for something important, i read it. you need to make sure you understand and agree to everything before you sign, because your signature is proof that you "read through" and "acknowledged" and "agreed" to everything on the contract. even if you didnt read one word, thats what your signature says.

but funny story, call them and explain.
May 19 2006 4:20PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
i agree its a mistake, but saying that im "not ready" for college is a bit of a stretch
May 19 2006 4:28PM
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fugative1800
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hahaha way to go
May 19 2006 4:52PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
thats fuckin hilarious im sorry.
May 19 2006 4:58PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
hahahha damnit thats too funny.

Sex Offender Steve is now a camp counselor at Windells. That's scary
Jul 5 2013 1:03AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Epic bump is epic.
Jul 5 2013 1:05AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
how do you parents feel about having a sex offender for a son?
Jul 5 2013 1:10AM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Ya he is uh rael idiot n he shouldnt be in college cuz he isnt reddy 4 it lol
Jul 5 2013 1:21AM
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EricCartman
Posts: 268 - Karma: 410
Heard his nickname is Bad Touch Steve
Jul 5 2013 1:22AM
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1337
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gold.
Jul 5 2013 1:23AM
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matt.s
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Jul 5 2013 1:27AM
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Dingo69
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Epic
Jul 5 2013 1:33AM
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animeallstar
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Nope, you are destined to become an amateur janitor forever now.
Jul 5 2013 1:52AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I read your post thinking it was from 2006. Thought it was so funny you called him an Am but now it's not funny anymore.
Jul 5 2013 3:26AM
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louie.mirags
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please be trolling. Somebody convicted of 1st degree rape is not trying to get their life back together enough to board at U of U...
Jul 5 2013 6:49AM
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louie.mirags
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damn i'm a newb. didn't realize the dates... wah wah
Jul 5 2013 6:51AM
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90053
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this is gold
Jul 5 2013 7:17AM
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last_tango
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next trollin episode must be about a intervention with Steve being a sexy offender.
Jul 5 2013 10:32AM
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EllieMae
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,087
i enjoyed this. hahaha
Jul 5 2013 12:22PM
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a_burger
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This made my day haha
Jul 5 2013 12:24PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
You enjoyed getting fondled by Stevie when you were 12
Jul 5 2013 12:25PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Serious archeological dig for this one, but definitely one of the best bumps ever. That is hilarious and will add to the legend of BlackSteve:

[img]https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/popups/viewimage.php?media=http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t95/davidtheskier/321_504473036704_6490_n_zpse89e45be.jpg[/img]
Jul 5 2013 12:36PM
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Mr.Huck
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Fail^

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Jul 5 2013 12:38PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
That's what you become when you hang out with kids like Curry - a sleazy dirty perverted old man
Jul 5 2013 1:03PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
thats hillarious. Thanks steve for making my day
Jul 5 2013 4:50PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Another reason why you'll never get into the ballers club
Jul 5 2013 4:59PM
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.Apex.
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I guess you're only choice now is to become a sex offender.
Jul 5 2013 5:32PM
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AaronO.
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They should have thought about that before they sex offended haha
Jul 5 2013 7:39PM
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GayWolf420
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May I suggest these fine residences?

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Jul 5 2013 7:43PM
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