Here's a little something i messed around with
BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator