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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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heres mine

Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

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Mmessmer
Posts: 872 - Karma: 43
what did one wall say to the other wall??

I'll meet u at the corner!!
HAHAHAHAHA
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iskilibertys
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why was hellen kellers dog always depressed?







you would be too if your name was dufgeigithsjmqahje

how do you keep hellen keller from telling a secret?





break her fingers
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TheQuailman
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Why is there no mexican olympic team?

cuz all the mexicans that can run, swim, and jump are in America
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RastaSkier9
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Whats the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person

The bucket
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spen-cer
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y did george bush cross the road





cuz his penis was stuck in the chicken AHHAHA
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tBatt
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hahaha there was a foodfight at my highschool and my brother's friend threw the cheese for his pretzle and hit some chick in the eye. then screaed "thats nacho cheese
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shagalabagala
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i always wanted to be in a food fight
maybe someday
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
oh, and for a joke:

knock knock
who's there?

boo
boo who?

it's only a joke- no need to cry!
he he
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JAYTRON
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i made this one up for when my mom was cuddling on the couch with my dog:
knock knock
whos there?
Dead
Dead who?
Dead dog
i hate you jay that was soo mean
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with bubble tape, he claims that their slogan "6 feet of fun" is actually the slogan for his penis.
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Why did the girl fall of her bike?

she got hit in the face with a shovel.
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 148
^ haha i love those jokes

but the best are about malesting kids like...


whats black and blue and doesn't like having sex?

the 3-yr. old in my trunk!
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t-rent
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wanna hear a joke

























womens rights
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D_Mezz
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16
i got 2!!!!! prepare to laugh!

---what did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
-DAM!!!!

---what did one wall say to the other wall?
-ILL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!

bahahahhahahahahahhaa
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GFELLER.
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Whats the difference between menstral fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.
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cgregg
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ha.its true that there is like 20+ forums about jokes
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ARMADA-SKI-NZ
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Want to hear a joke...





Why did the baby stop crying?













It had a metal pole through its head.
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
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Tom.
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HAHAHAHAHA
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rsd
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How do you make a woman blind?
-Put a windsheild in front of her

Why are womens feet so small?
-So they can stand closer to the sink

Why dont women wear watches?
-Cuz there is a clock on the stove

What do michael jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
-one is white, plastic, and harmful to children and the other holds your groceries
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ARMADA-SKI-NZ
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whats worse than 14 babys in a jar?


















A baby in 14 jars!!!!!!!

mwahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahah
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dowalibeast
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helen keller went to town, riding on a pony. she stuck a feather in her hat and called it haklsjajadf.
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Matty_C
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why was the baby walking in a circle?
because his foot was nailed to the floor.

why couldn't the baby get through the door?
because it had a javelin through its neck.

the horse says to the dog:
"good lord i'm so tired- my owner made me run in 10 races this week. i don't know why i had to do so many, i've been really good recently."
the dog replies:
"fuck me, a talking horse!!"

what's seethrough, crumpled and lies in a gutter?
a nigger with the shit kicked out of him.

why do jews have long thin dicks?
because they are all tight-fisted wankers.

why do jewish women like circumcised men?
they like things with 10% off.
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p-a
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how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb, 3, one to screw it in and the other 2 to say that they could
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ejoy
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? .....












A stick.
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reggyboy
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these are pretty decent bump
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Matty_C
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rumpy pumpy bumpy
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Scratch*my*Back
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i was at a news stand flipping through one of their magazines and the employee said "this is not a library kid."
so i said "OK I'LL TALK LOUDER."
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sn0wbl0w
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.


There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
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Desjardins
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ewww
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BK
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What do you call 8 black people in a barn?


Antique farming equipment.
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sn0wbl0w
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lmao!
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Alpine3
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hahaha yes!!!
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Alpine3
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how did Hellen Kellers Parents punisher her?

they put a plunger in the toilet or they rearranged the furnature.
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kirbe
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vagina










ha ha
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dowalibeast
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yes
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7X
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i wish i was funny
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reggyboy
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how was the grand canyon created?

someone told three jews they buried a doller
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scientist
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by far the best quote/joke i have ever heard. seriously
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nickmcnutt
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a jewish guy and a checkslovakian go to the zoo. they stop at the lion area. they see 2 lions, one male and 1 female. the jewish guy says "i dare you to jump down there". so the check guy hops down, and gets eaten by a lion.
an hour later, the police are asking the jewish guy what happened. "well, i dared him to hop down there, and he did. one of the lions ate him", he says. the policeman asks which one of the lions ate him, and he relpies "the male".
so they cut open the male lion, and find nothing. they decide to cut open the female lion, and sure enough, theres the checkslovakian.

the moral of the story? never trust a jew who says the check is in the male.
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Casey
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how do you know when an asain has moved into your neighborhood?



all the mexicans buy car insurance
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NFproductions
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what do you call 3 black people in between 2 pieces of white bread?

burnt grilled cheese.
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sopher
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Ok there are a brother and sister opening presents on Christmas morning...the brother gets one REALLY AWESOME gift, but the sister gets like a mountin of REALLY AWESOME gifts, and she's kinda bragging to the brother and making him feel bad, saying 'i got more presents than you!!!' so the brother looks at her and says 'oh ya well at least I don't have leukemia!!!!'
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steezerampage
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thats how black top was invented
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Scratch*my*Back
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LOL omg sophie.
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PLJaCks
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Why does Michael Jackson like 27 year olds...
Cuz there are 20 of them.


What has 100 teeth and guards the incredible hulk...
My zipper


A bartender sees a guy come into his bar and walk over to a table full of people. The guy talks to the people at the table, the people start laughing, and he shakes one of the guys hands. Then the guy walks over to the bartender and says 'I'll bet you 50 bucks I can piss into this shot glass from across the bar'. The bartender says, 'No way man, you're on', and they shake hands. The man then pisses all over the bar not getting one drop in the shot glass. The bartender says, 'Haha, you owe me 50 bucks'. The man replys with, 'That's OK, I just bet that table over there 500 bucks I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad'.
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cobra_commander
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why did the blond's belly button hurt?



Her boyfriend was'nt verry smart eather.



A woman walks into a drug store and goes up to the man behind the counter and asks him if they sell extra larg condom, he says yes and asks her if she would like to buy some,

"No, but can i wait around here untill some one does."
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iskilibertys
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haha, thats great


why did the girl drop her lollipop?







she got hit by a TRUCK!
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ski8990
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Theres this guy playing for a hockey team. He is really good, but he is awkward cause his lips are virtical (like a vag.) Its cool though, cause the captain of the team has a wood eye. As the season goes on, the captain says, "would you like to be the co-captain of the team?" He is flattered and says "Wood eye?" to which the offended captain responds, "Shut up cunt face!"

Oh, and burt asked ernie if he wanted any ice cream. what did ernie say?

sure burt
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ag.
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So every day this guy always walks into the pharmacy and buys a box of condoms then walks out laughing really hard, and he does it day after day. So the pharmasist that works there is getting really curious to where he is going with the box of condoms everyday sonce he is always laughing wen he walks out. So the pharmasist tells one of his employees to follow him one day after he walks so he can finally figure out where he was going and what he was doing. After the employee comes back from following the guy, he comes in and then the pharmasist asks where the guy went....and the employee is like, "oh he went in to ur house."
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cjb1776
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magic johnson
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