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Luga
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umm id just like to point out the oilers fuckin rule
May 1 2006 11:18PM
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Bumbleton
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^ haha
May 19 2006 8:11PM
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Luga
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so ummm yah how bout them oilers to bad the flames lost to the ducks fuckin losers
May 22 2006 2:37PM
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Bumbleton
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Fuck u ^ you dumbass rig pig at least we made it in the finals last year. You guys were canadas only team to not make the playoffs bitches !
May 22 2006 5:54PM
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freestylerskier
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your gunna start bringing up stuff from the past? should we start comparing the oilers history to the flames history?
May 22 2006 6:13PM
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Bumbleton
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alright we will, remember when you guys scored on yourself and we won the series because of it?
May 22 2006 6:14PM
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freestylerskier
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ok, remember when the oilers won the stanley cup 2 years in a row, twice. And then they did it again the year after the flames won there only stanley. And wait, how are the flames doing in these playoffs anyways? oh yah yah shit, they didnt make it past the first round, rough. well good luck next year flamers.
May 22 2006 7:47PM
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Luga
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so hows the flames golf game?
May 22 2006 8:17PM
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pinner-
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sweet this site is so dope. i cant wait to get on it everyday. so cool. newschoolers=DOPE

you guys fight over everything. from skiing to hockey.
May 22 2006 8:26PM
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___ASP___
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plus we make fun of chad
May 22 2006 9:38PM
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freestylerskier
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mizz i got to say this isnt as much of a fight as a debate. except some of these dudes just straight fight
May 22 2006 9:39PM
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friedcheese
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who cares whose team is better theres no point in fighting
May 22 2006 10:28PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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i can't beleive you just typed that^
May 22 2006 10:59PM
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delete2
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dont give up, they still have to win 2 more games to beat us
May 23 2006 1:33PM
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edmonton_skier
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^^^ haha im shoked
May 23 2006 7:05PM
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Bumbleton
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^^^^ i think hes from red deer
May 23 2006 7:51PM
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edmonton_skier
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AHHHHH WWHAAATT NOOOWWW!!!!! HUH? WWHHAATTT NOWWW!!! one mo to go
May 23 2006 10:43PM
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Bumbleton
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awwww helllllllll noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! i fell like an oiler fan in 2004
May 23 2006 11:17PM
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freestylerskier
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or a flames fan in 2006...
May 23 2006 11:40PM
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Luga
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CUP FINALS WOOOO
May 28 2006 1:41PM
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*DrewT*
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hahaha
May 28 2006 2:43PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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This is old, but such gold!

Q: Whats the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra?

A: A bra has 2 cups.
May 29 2006 10:25PM
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delete2
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^Its been said mr nine mile
May 29 2006 10:49PM
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Luga
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haha i love that joke
May 31 2006 6:57PM
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edmonton_skier
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so theres this kid and in this class they were going around asking what their parents did for a living, so when this kids turn comes he says, "my dad... takes his closes of for a living. hes a male stripper". so of course the teacher was just chocked. so after class shes asks her student. "is your dad really a male stripper?" and he kid said "No but its less embarrasing then telling everyone my dad plays for the Calgary flames"
May 31 2006 7:57PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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i've heard that joke but it was edmonton oilers intstead of the flames, i would find it funnier if the kid's dad played for st. louis though
May 31 2006 9:33PM
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edmonton_skier
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^hahaha
May 31 2006 10:44PM
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Luga
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whats everyones predictions on the oilers vs hurricanes for the cup?
Jun 1 2006 9:54PM
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Bumbleton
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canes take it, oilers goal disalowed in game 6 making them lose the series and riots erupt in edmonton while us calgarians laughta at u
Jun 1 2006 10:17PM
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Dirac
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i predict they will loose in game 7. but i hope not

last time i told everyone the flames were gonna loose in game 7 or the finals right when they made it into the playofs
Jun 1 2006 10:59PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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i predict the whole series will be lost for the oilers because of someone getting a delay of game penalty for shooting the puck over the glass, i will say that hemsky gets the penalty
Jun 1 2006 11:19PM
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brogilvie
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You cant touch a flame when its Red Hot...


ANyone remember that promotional video the flames made years ago with all the old flames dinosaurs, like lanny, and the young neidermeyer.... They lip synced the worst song pretty much ever. And they all pretended to play instruments and it was terrible, but they used as a pump up before the play-offs and then they won the stanely cup. It was a lame video, but its a fuckiing hilarious chuckle when you watch it now.
Jun 1 2006 11:23PM
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Bumbleton
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i heard that oilers fans r lighting fires in the middle of whyte avenue, i would want to burn down the city to if i lived in edmonton
Jun 1 2006 11:36PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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BECAUSE THE OILERS FUCKING RULE!!!WOOOOOO!
Jun 2 2006 11:29PM
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___ASP___
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i dont want either team to win, i was cheering for buff in the east final and anaheim in the west, o well as long as edmonton loses i am happy
lol
Jun 2 2006 11:49PM
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Luga
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yes diss the oilers as much as u want but the fact still remains THE FLAMES LOST TO THE DUCKS IN ROUND ONE
Jun 3 2006 11:49AM
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Bumbleton
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what round did u lose in last year? oh ya u didnt make the playoffs!
Jun 3 2006 1:53PM
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edmonton_skier
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AGAIN... how many cups do you have?
Jun 3 2006 1:56PM
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freestylerskier
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flames werent in the playoffs last year either, oh yah wait thats cause there was no hockey last year, lockout!
Jun 3 2006 1:57PM
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Bumbleton
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w/e last season
Jun 3 2006 1:59PM
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p-a
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Flames suck the dong
Jun 3 2006 2:06PM
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Luga
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wai how many times did the flames even make the playoffs throughout the 90's and early 2000'?? yah i think oilers were in there almost eveyr year but like 2 or 3 flames just werent well maybe like the odd appearance
Jun 3 2006 2:45PM
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___ASP___
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ya flames team sucks, we had as many goals as teams like chicago and pitsburg, the only thing that saved us was kipper, we need to get rid of a lot of people, and get some guys who can actually score and play entertaining hockey
Jun 3 2006 8:12PM
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chugLIFE
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does cowtown have a dirt road too? to go along with your red mile. VAGINAL DISCHARGE OF BLOOD. keep comparing cities duders! "its a fact that cal girls hav bigger tits then edmonton girls" nice i found that in the encyclopedia. "are city parties ahrder then yours" nice dude! i foudn that one in the dictionary. "YAYAA"-lil jon,
Jun 4 2006 3:08PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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hey go to the utah forums^
Jun 4 2006 6:43PM
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chugLIFE
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born and raised in edmonton
Jun 4 2006 7:31PM
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1080enemy
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This is the funniest shit Ive ever seen. so freaken petty, and I am so in!!!!

Oilers in 7, its gonna be epic!

in comparing whyte to 17th. the part of whyte that matters is maybe 4 blocks long. it is in that much space that we have packed 30 000 people post game, and it is not as easy as in calgary to get to whyte. 17th intersects the saddledome, so any drunk can get there no problem,(um.. how do we find a bar? says the guy leaving the saddledome, um, walk straight.) yet here in Edmonton where there is a little work to get to the party(ie, the other side of the city), we still manage to out party you. So what if some people set some fires here. I recall some shit happening in Calgary on your redmile too, and hey, whats a party without some fire!!! We have the loudest fans in the league, the best guy, I mean stadium full of people singing the national anthem. The team itself is not one of the lowest scoring teams in the league, aka the most boring to watch. I'll admit that whoever created the bluemile.com website, is freaken lame, and has no imagination whatsoever, and should move back to calgary to work in his redmile website. Unfortunatly the party and t&a is not in Calgary right now.

As far as the city itself goes, having driven both frequently, calgary in rush hour is far worse. when there is little to no traffic the roads work great. but there is a shitload of people driving in Calgary. We also, I believe, have the most greenspace in any city in north america for those times that arn't winter. And our music scene is freaken rediculous! I won't even try to compare the two. It would be like comparing the Oilers to the Flamers.... Oh wait....he he, oops. As far as skiing goes, Calgary has COP, and is closer to the mountains, but the mountains arn't in calgary are they? Edmonton has three hills within city limits, as well as Rabbit and tawatina a short drive away. so basically 5 minutes from where ever you live is a ski hill. and hey, if you can't have fun on any ski hill, you arn't good enough. I could go on, but I've lost my train of thought.

sorry about the length of this post, I've been busy with life off of the computer. I await some response, but probably won't be back anytime soon to read them. ciaobella
Jun 4 2006 9:46PM
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pinner-
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there is no bluemile.com, i just checked
Jun 4 2006 10:56PM
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Luga
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thats cuz its bluemile.ca
Jun 5 2006 12:03AM
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chugLIFE
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OKAYYY!!!
Jun 5 2006 1:18AM
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chugLIFE
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