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Haha Read this

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SRskierSFS
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i thought this was pretty funny....

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47724



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rossiscratch04
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hahahahaha
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skimrg
Posts: 253 - Karma: 10
yea. too lazy to read it
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
its horrible though, kidnapping a 5 year old kid
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
is that real?
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
theybought him gummybears at the store? wow
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
do any of you really think that is real? i cant tell, its internet, sarcasm is not easily detected.
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
your obviously not familiar with The Onion
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
if it is real the kid was treated fairly well. Gummi bears, juice boxes
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21105 - Karma: 8,617
How could anything with a vegtable in it's name be real? It's The Onion for cryin' out loud.
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*BeAsT*
Posts: 408 - Karma: 22
this was the best part, the only part that made me laugh.

"the boy estimated his own worth at "$100 million bazillion."
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,959
i love the onion, we get it at my college, always good for a laugh or two
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ski_cartel
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yea man is the Onion, its not real, just funny
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