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The "Im Never Drinking Again" Thread
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i woke up this morning and said "im never drinking again"
this is the second time that this has happened to me.
i spent four hours last night on the bathroom floor...sleeping and then puking......seeping and then puking.
apparently my friends mom came home last night and found my sleeping on her bathroom floor. She got angrey. I didnt wake up.
I have, of course, felt like shit all day and thrown up twice.
As i said before "Im never drinking again"
share ur best stories
(that by the way was a shity telling of my story but it is hard to think when you have a headache so bad it feels like their is a car parked on ur head)
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I have had Alcohol Poisoning 6 times!Need I say more?
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^^^ I have had it 3, it blows eh, puking for 3 straight days with the worse hangover of your life. I cant drink for three weeks now though because of the painkillers im on for my knee replacement. This blows
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drink in moderation, you will get drunk quite fast.
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weed is not better for one reason. getting caught drunk at a party usually results in no consequences or when you get caught drinking its a warning. when a cop finds out you got weed its a whole different story. people get arressted left and right. you know what i mean
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25 shots in an hour of cheap vodka
i seriously am NEVER drinking cheap vodka again.
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151+a little personal Keg of Heineken=sex with a friends girl
havent drank since. About 6-7 months ago.
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beer before liquor u get sicker liquor before beer lots of cheer
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heres an idea....stop drinking so perfusely
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actually...liquor befor beer your in the clear. lots of cheer works well too. the thing is, once ur already drunk, for the most part you dont give a fuck what you drink, as long as you maintain intoxication.
^and buddy, its PROfusely.
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kinda funny, I am trying to get wasted...
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u always say that
i do the same its just when u dont feel good u say anything
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thats what you say, but you will drink again... alot
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I'm drinking this weekend and then I'm not drinking for a while
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last time i drank i ended up in the hospital with a .38 BAL. that sucked.
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once i drank too much water and i was full so i said, "im never drinking again until im not full"
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Yea everytime I drink I say that....and today was no exception. Woek up at 1pm still shithoused and proceeded to throw up 4 times on the ride home. Luckily we had some dope nug that got rid of the hangover.
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I never get hungover. Well, I did throw up at 80mph out of my friends car window going to Killington. A bunch of times too. It was sweet, cause I felt awesome and skied all day!
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Even worse is when the people that befriend the toilet brag about how wasted they were like its something to be proud of.
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I'll probably be saying that tomorrow. see ya.
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I'll probably be saying that tomorrow. see ya.
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Oh man, back in September I was at my friend Brian's house and we had a thirty rack of PBR for three people plus three Growlers, and long story short i chugged 12 beers and when everyone was asleep I got up and took a leak on his dvd collection. Apparently he turned on the light, yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" I just shook zipped up and went back to sleep on his couch. I haven't drank since then.
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^^word. you can get just as drunk on beer as liquor. plus when i drink too much beer, my hangovers are worse cuz my stomach is in knots.
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Nothin bad ever happens until the phone comes out, I hate when that happens.
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well for you who havent seen the thread i posted about a week ago about my new year check it out and that is why ioma not going to drink for a while at lest i think it was like "check this shit " or something
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I am drinking scotch while reading this.
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haha i always get that feeling man. i hate it. like i got fucked up 2 night before xmas, and i was like screw drinking on new years. and you can all guess what happened
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cause he's leckett.
but dude (not leckett, the thread creater) don't copy SteveStepp's icon.
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i know what you mean. drunk words are sober thoughts.
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i got back from the bar at around midday on friday so drinking heavily for around 13 hours (my friend runs the nightclub so we never get kicked out) went to the beach and got a magic kebab went home spewed until 2 pm sleeped until 9 then went out again how i love my 2 days off, but never drinking again...... yea used to say that but it never worked.
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wine and jazz festival. shit my pants at the dorms. woke up by university police. underage citation. slept in a homeless shelter.
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I LOVE THAT. hahahah I love drinking to much and just being like FUCK never again. Only thing I wont ever do again when I drink is SOCO and lime shots. FUCK SOUTHERN COMFORT.
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I am all about the Pomegranate Vodka and Lime now.
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haha yesss, last year it was 12 shots of captains, then 6 beers, then fooling around with my friends sister on his bed while he was passed out on the floor right below us, best part was she was sober as a judge. sam 1, tom 0
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Haha so true. Everyone gets hungover, and if you don't it just means that you are that guy who always has a beer in his hand, but in reality that is the same beer you started with HAHAHAHA.
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liquor after beer and ur in the cllear so u can mix it up just start off with liquor and end off with beer
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no matter how much i drink you just have to chug a shitload of water the night before and when u wake up and it cures the hangover ut puking just makes me feel better
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The problem with me is I usually say, "Im never drinking and driving again".
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i don't think ive ever said that becaues i know that it won't happen, but ive thought it probly 15 times
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man up, everybody says that, learn your limits and drink only what you. I will never drink liquor agian, only beer
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has anyone here actually taken what they said to heart and never drank again (or practically)
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yea i pretty much said that every saturday moring after puking up bile and having migrains.
i actually stopped so i wouldnt be like that on the weekends then i can actually ski better. been about a month since ive drank.
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i am never drinking again because i realized herb is a much healthier/ more fun alternative, and it holds alot more for me than alcohol
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yea cept it made me permantly stupid and lazy and unmotivated. but i can pull it off when i have to come home high better then drunk
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i used to say this all the time but now ive accepted that no matter how drunk and shitty i get... ill drink the next day if need be.
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well, you are seriously lacking self control. OF COURSE weed will make you lazy, and not stupid, just unmotivated to think, but you honestly need to know when enough weed is enough. That's the beauty of weed, you feel like you need to lay off for a while? go for it, absolutely no bad effects. If you get yourself into drinking regularly, and you start to have health problems, quitting is going to be a lot harder
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um ive heard more stories about people getting addicted to weed, then going to cocaine and turing into like meth adicts. i dont smoke that often, i just felt super lazy in the long run. i will admit its more fun cause theres like no hangover except being tired maybe.
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