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The "Send Jay to Florida" Appeal

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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
We have decided to launch another appeal to help Jay. We admit, the electric shock collar didn't work too well, but he has just informed me that he is on Reading Week and bored (not to mention horny!) and wishes to go to Spring Break in Florida but has NO money!!
So please, if you pity horny little Jay, NS's offical brown guy, send money via Matt Harvey for his plane ticket, accomodation, food and condoms. Don't let poor Jay miss out on all the girls in bikinis (you know how much he loves boobies!). Please send, send now!!!!!
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haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby
HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:
Mr. Matt Harvey
Mar 4 2003 1:55AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Mmmm.... easy Daytona girls... I mean uhhh.... I'm a stud.
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The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Mar 4 2003 2:12AM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
I already gave him a condom. Now he just needs a week accomodation, plane, food, and a girl (preferably drunk)
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Mar 4 2003 8:26AM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
hows the scent in daytona jay??

CMc
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Mar 4 2003 10:07AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Jay, what's wrong with all the Ottowa girls? You know if you've shagged them all already you can just start over.

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Mar 4 2003 7:39PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I'll pitch in $1.49 for Jay's little escapade.
-Teddy
Mar 4 2003 8:31PM
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LoneBoarder
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
Jay... no worries.. we'll all be back in Ottawa soon and we can go back to partying...
Oh right, I forgot ... you dont come out with us anymore. BOOO
Troublemaking, LoneBoarder Thug 'o' The Hill...
Mar 4 2003 10:26PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
I have 10 dollars...
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May 26 2004 3:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
good, now send it back in time
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
May 26 2004 3:56PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Certainly.
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May 26 2004 4:07PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
so... if you can send money back in time... could you send me back in time?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
May 26 2004 4:12PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Maybe. If I made it big enough.
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May 26 2004 4:24PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
sick, im waiting
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
May 26 2004 4:25PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
First I need water and some steel.
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May 26 2004 6:40PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Shit, I forgot to ask if I could borrow some.
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May 26 2004 6:41PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
woah there buddy, im not doing any time traveling in some steam powered death contraption
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
May 26 2004 9:19PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^Hey, the money got there, didn't it? You ask Jay if he remembers that fun time last year in florida, all thanks to Insomniac's 10 bucks. See? It works fine. Stop being a baby.

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May 26 2004 9:52PM
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