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Sex on a boat

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-benedetto
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is pretty fucking good. oh man.
Apr 23 2006 11:55AM
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TheQuailman
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you know whats better...

sex with a boat
Apr 23 2006 12:02PM
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jibjim
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the SSmorepowerfulthansupermanspidermanandtheincrediblehunkcombined
puts out often
Apr 23 2006 12:04PM
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Dilla
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thats prety gross
Apr 23 2006 1:12PM
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Dilla
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like barnacles and shit...

ARRRR PREPARE TO BE FUCKED ARRRRRR
Apr 23 2006 1:13PM
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hurrisun
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i like the s.s. shaggit sea
Apr 23 2006 1:14PM
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720skiguy
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lol
Apr 23 2006 1:15PM
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CorkWormTurn
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... is like cheap beer: fucking close to water.
Apr 23 2006 1:35PM
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edmonton_skier
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hahaha pics...
Apr 23 2006 1:36PM
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Jaskittin
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Congrats, you got laid buddy. An even bigger congrats because you can brag about it on the internet.
Apr 23 2006 1:39PM
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scratchskier170
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ya dude did u make a tape. itll be like the pam anderson one on the boat
Apr 23 2006 3:05PM
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ThaLetterM.
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sex with a goat.
Apr 23 2006 3:12PM
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KillerMonkey
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hey watever floats your boat.
Apr 23 2006 3:14PM
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Deafboy
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OMHHHHG I GOT LAID!
and half you guys wonder why girls are such bitches?
because your goin behind there back and tellin ur friends (or a bunch of unknowns on the internet) about how you fucked her.
then everyone thinks shes a hoe!

yeah something like that..
Apr 23 2006 3:15PM
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InfernoHits
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uh my boat is small and it rocks a lot and hits hard so its really not that great on my boat..soooooo
Apr 23 2006 4:44PM
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twix_182
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sex with the pope
Apr 23 2006 4:46PM
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KRASHED
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in a moat!
Apr 23 2006 4:46PM
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KRASHED
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while singing a note
Apr 23 2006 4:53PM
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freestyleskiin
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AHAHAHAHAHAH
Apr 23 2006 4:55PM
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KRASHED
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your cut, you ruined dr.seuse (sp?)
Apr 23 2006 4:57PM
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Arctic_FoX
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Tell me more about this "adventure" ????
I'm curious to know...
Apr 23 2006 4:58PM
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Greenish
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with a nice slice of cantalope
Apr 23 2006 5:00PM
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TheQuailman
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while your high on dope
Apr 23 2006 5:28PM
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FUUUCK
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hahahahaha
Apr 23 2006 5:46PM
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skiierman
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Girls do it more often than guys. How do you think rumors start? It's the word of the bitch.
Apr 23 2006 5:49PM
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alev
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just dont drop the soap or youll be like the pope getting the big poke
Apr 23 2006 6:01PM
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Edward.
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o fuk, my penis broke
Apr 23 2006 6:07PM
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Poormansvault
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'Cause I did too much coke
Apr 23 2006 6:10PM
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JAYTRON
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and hung myself with a rope
Apr 23 2006 6:12PM
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sniper_6
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while reading a message she wrote
Apr 23 2006 6:26PM
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KRASHED
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then she decided to croak
Apr 23 2006 6:31PM
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C-Burg
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that was soo last fall, the minnesota vikings already figured that out
Apr 23 2006 7:35PM
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720skiguy
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the truth
Apr 23 2006 7:41PM
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[fisher]
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u seem like such a creper when u say that hahha
Apr 23 2006 7:44PM
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i-7
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You guys are so corny. Good for you man hope you had a good time. I tried having sex in a canoe but we fell in the water. Dunno why
Apr 23 2006 7:56PM
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-benedetto
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you the man i-7, don't i know you ;)
Apr 23 2006 7:58PM
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scientist
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barnacles do have the biggest penises in relation to thier size. they can make bhill look a fool.
Apr 23 2006 8:02PM
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hartig
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skiierman, i've been reading your posts recently and i decided that you're a really cool guy
Apr 23 2006 8:06PM
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i-7
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Awww tahts cute Hartig. Maybe you guys should meet up and go on a date.
Apr 23 2006 8:08PM
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Leckett
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too true
Apr 23 2006 8:11PM
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reggyboy
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cause she gave up all hope
Apr 23 2006 8:14PM
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tBatt
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what a great thread...too bad i couldnt think of anythign that ends in "ope"
Apr 23 2006 8:15PM
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~Cork_1080~
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sex on the beach is better
Apr 23 2006 9:48PM
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dead
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two words.

Zebra Muscles.
Apr 23 2006 9:56PM
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Tasche
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Keystone light is like having sex on a boat.

Its fucking close to water haha
Apr 23 2006 10:17PM
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TheKASSEROLE
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That is the funniest response ever.



GGGGGG G UNIT
Apr 23 2006 10:28PM
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ski8990
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these?
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Apr 23 2006 10:29PM
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skiierman
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Thanks, I appreciate it.
Apr 23 2006 11:22PM
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Deafboy
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that too is true.
but they still bitch and nag.
Apr 23 2006 11:24PM
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d-loc
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no actually having sex and not geting a small boner while dancing with a girl... thats way better you fucking kid. you seem to like the subjects of sex on here and yet u think popping a boner in a chicks ass with clothes on is sex, oh man classic
Apr 24 2006 10:07AM
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kirbe
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sex on a boat jes jes
Apr 24 2006 10:20AM
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