Ok so this past week was my sneior spring break, and I went nuts. every night was a huge party and my best bro's house, and we had like new people over every night, crazy shit. Anyway on thursday night, I was super smashed and i walked home at around 6am. So by the time I get home I'm exhausted and I just take off all of my clothes and pass out.
So I immediatley fall asleep and the blankets are like on the side of my bed/on the floor, and remember I am totally naked, except I'm wearing socks.
Next thing I know, my bedroom light is turned on, and I was on my back staring at it, and I hear this noise that wakes me up. So both my hands are like up above my head ish, and I'm buck naked.
I look over and see my cleaning lady getting my laundry. She sees me and goes "Good Morning". I was like "uhm Hi?" She was like "do you want me take these clothes to the laudry room?" and all it was was my boxers from the night before. I was like "ugh sure." Mind you I am half asleep, pretty drunk, and not even trying to cover up. she walks over within like 2 ft of me and grabs my boxers off the floor and smiles, and walks out leaving the door open.
At this point I was just like fuck it. Closed my eyes and went back to sleep. no blankets or nothing. When I finally did get up, she was in the kitchen and I went to get some cereal and she just smiled and waived goodbye.
Weirdest awakening EVER.
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