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The lost egg

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skierdudeguy
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we had an easter egg hunt (which i killed at, i got $27, my sister got like $7). and there is one, ONE egg left. no one can find it. it has 10 BUCKS IN IT. we tore the house apart for like 20 minutes. my mom, my sister and me all looked all over the place, like everywhere. i have to find it!
Apr 16 2006 2:06PM
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oakjewlery
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wow thanks for sharing
Apr 16 2006 2:08PM
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skierdudeguy
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youre welcome. and happy easter to everyone
Apr 16 2006 2:09PM
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3ski6guy0
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if i tell you where it is will you split it with me
Apr 16 2006 2:12PM
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Leckett
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i spilled mustard on my white tshirt
Apr 16 2006 3:11PM
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C_Ewart
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It's some cruel joke that you're mom is playing on you. There really aren't any eggs left. It's just funny to watch you search for nothing.
Apr 16 2006 3:14PM
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skiierman
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We had ours outside and there where 120 eggs and 5 of us looking... there are still 3 eggs out there somewhere.
Apr 16 2006 3:23PM
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skierdudeguy
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i really wouldnt doubt that she is lying to is. still though... i want that sawbuck. (i guess people used to call $10 bills sawbucks.)
Apr 16 2006 3:31PM
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whattheshit
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uhhh, when i was a kid, the fun was finding the eggs with the money, but dude, at least me and my brother pooled the money after we found the eggs and split it up evenly.

don't be a douchebag.
Apr 16 2006 3:34PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha you split the money up and divided it evenly? Bahahahahha
Apr 16 2006 3:36PM
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skisebski
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we always lose on and then a week later we see a squirrel eating it...
Apr 16 2006 4:00PM
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C_Ewart
Posts: 627 - Karma: 41
Yeah... his parents are communists. That's why they had to share the money.
Apr 16 2006 4:02PM
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caro.dillon
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hahah, yeah, i wish i was still cool enough to have an easter egg hunt
Apr 16 2006 4:15PM
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3ski6guy0
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ya me too. fuck being non christian. damn im converting
Apr 16 2006 4:22PM
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freestyle_kyle
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yeah we had an easter egg hunt. i got 20 bucks. then we had a easter egg fight. it was so satisfying beaning my sistes with the eggs, wow
Apr 16 2006 4:48PM
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sniper_6
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how old are you?
Apr 16 2006 5:40PM
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*i<3snow*
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ur easter eggs have money in theM!!! not fair. back when i was 5 and we searched for easter eggs.. they had like jelly beans, IF you were lucky. lame!!
Apr 16 2006 5:44PM
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sniper_6
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same
Apr 16 2006 5:45PM
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Dr.Dank
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sounds right... and thats the pussy way, it promotes not losing which every child should be accustomed to. But if that kids sister was like 7 than the parents should have rigged the hunt
Apr 16 2006 6:45PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha i wihs i had eggs
Apr 16 2006 6:49PM
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whattheshit
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oh god forbid that i actually get along with my siblings and i don't mind sharing.


i guess its the different generation that you kids are living in.

and its not that our parents made us split up the money, did i mention that? no..

it was just the brotherly thing to do. i don't act like a fucking prick to people that are my blood.

grow up.
Apr 16 2006 7:38PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
wow, you tore your house apart in 20 minutes? not even a ginormous machine can do that, wow you guys are strong
Apr 16 2006 7:40PM
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ArabianKnight
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the lost egg is also a song by UI
Apr 16 2006 7:50PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
shes 20, im 16. i gave her lik3 5 bucks, she didnt accept any more. wow. im such a dick. and yea, my mom finally found it, and it one had on dollar in it. i think she gave it to my sister.
Apr 16 2006 7:53PM
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Elijah.
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yeah my best time is 25 minutes
howd u do it?
Apr 16 2006 7:55PM
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hurrisun
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u get money? all i get is chocolate if there was money id be a billionare i am the king of easter
Apr 16 2006 8:20PM
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ski_cartel
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that is officaly my new easter tradition, sept instead of hiding em around campus im gona hid em in my fridge where they will stay cool untill i find em later
Apr 16 2006 8:29PM
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liukangkid
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man we just fill the eggs with candy i wish we did money
Apr 16 2006 8:41PM
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TylerS
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dude my 5 year old cousin found an egg in the yard cuz we had like 300 eggs, she got $250!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so pissed i want that money
Apr 16 2006 8:44PM
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skierdudeguy
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ok, she just took 10. im not rich anymore...
Apr 16 2006 9:03PM
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Jake...
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i love waking up knowing im about to go search for candy. haha there is still a little kid inside everyone
Apr 16 2006 9:07PM
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fujarome
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eater egg hunts are the shit. except i used to get like, a quarter or candy in em.

yea, at first it sounded like you were an ass, not sharing money with like, a 6 yr old sister. but 20 years old? screw her, tell her to get a job to get her money
Apr 16 2006 10:29PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha, she has a job, she just sucks at money. plus shes the best, so i shared.
Apr 16 2006 11:38PM
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Albrecht.
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my neighbors were both born in italy and every year they dye tons of eggs and set them up on there concrete steps. in italy i guess they play a game where you throw coins at the eggs and try to stick the coins inside the egg. if you hit one you get to eat it. i fucking look forward to it all year
Apr 16 2006 11:46PM
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Dilla
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its totally worth it dude
Apr 17 2006 12:57AM
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