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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
oh god.... this site is awsome.... it uses some face recognition technology thing to scan your picture and tells you what celebrity you look like...... apparently i look like 73% of Marcia Cross Click for larger image
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Apr 9 2006 5:30PM
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Lil-G
Posts: 185 - Karma: 10
tanner hall= 60% mother teresa
Apr 10 2006 12:52AM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
i bet they say you are 100 percent bean
Apr 10 2006 12:53AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Have I mentioned lately how ugly you are in real life not just in e-life? But, not only are you butt ugly, but you also got drugged. Hahaha!
Apr 10 2006 12:59AM
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Timmy_G
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I cannot beleive I just gave them my e mail address to do that stupid thing. It said I looked like some crazy baldhead guy, when I have full head of dreadlocks. its totally fake.
Apr 10 2006 1:27AM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
dont insults supposed to have a point? retard
Apr 10 2006 2:46AM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
try again
Apr 10 2006 2:47AM
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Petecanski
Posts: 941 - Karma: 7
HAHAHA! THIS THING IS SWEET!

1. Ben Afflek 72%
2. Bruce Willis 60%
3. Dolph Lundgren 60% (So stoked on that one)
4. Leonardo Dicaprio 56%
5. Jeb Bush 56%
6. Eddie Murphy 55%

HOW SWEET IS THAT?!
Apr 10 2006 3:12AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
haha, a black guy and an asian guy
Apr 10 2006 3:56AM
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radioclash
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
im very happy with mine. jeff goldblum, spike lee and mikhail gorbachev. couldnt have asked for a better combo
Apr 10 2006 6:48AM
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Leckett
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lil-g = 103% homosexual
Apr 10 2006 9:15AM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
my friend posted my pic there a while ago, and apparently I look like audrey hepburn. I wonder if that's a good or a bad thing...
Apr 10 2006 10:33AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i got 75% benny goodman
67% johnny depp
67% amanda peet
66% geri halliwell

and on my other photo i got no matches, and it's a perfectly clear photo of my face. weird.
Apr 10 2006 11:02AM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
your brokeback faggot.
Apr 10 2006 11:16AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
i got 71% jessica alba..66% lindsay lohan..64% kristin kreuk (from smallville)...63% rachel leigh cook..the others are lower percentages and so dont count.
Apr 10 2006 11:48AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
im not sure this thing works very well....my supposed matches dont really look like me. but i got:
62% agam rudberg
60% emmy rossum
58% joan fontaine
Apr 10 2006 12:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I put in Brad Pitt and it got 100% Brad Pitt because it was the same picture they have of him. Haha. I was like 70% some asian guy.
Apr 10 2006 12:32PM
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
This is probably just random names due to gender and it doesnt work with any of my photos.
Apr 10 2006 12:33PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
i laughed.
Apr 10 2006 1:48PM
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traer
Posts: 690 - Karma: 12
haha, thats good stuff
Apr 10 2006 3:09PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
57% sugar ray robinson?!?!?!

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Apr 10 2006 5:07PM
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
miles davis hahahahhahahahaha
Apr 10 2006 5:11PM
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
i put a pic of Owen Wilson and he's:
63% owen wilson
67% Paul Martin
61% Fidel Castro
57% Rod Stewart
555 COURTNEY LOVE HAHAHA
Apr 10 2006 5:15PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...and you're calling HIM a retard...haha
Apr 10 2006 5:28PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
dont make me call u guys out
Apr 10 2006 5:32PM
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Erie
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 15
fighting over the internet is like the special oympics even if you win you are still retarded, and in your case still ugly as a fucking you ape.
Apr 12 2006 1:13PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
ahhaha
Apr 12 2006 1:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
it says i loook like that creepy kid from the sixth sense
Apr 12 2006 3:24PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
ohhh score i got 95% joe dimagio
Apr 12 2006 3:54PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
70% DANIEL DAY LEWIS
Apr 12 2006 4:08PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
ur such an ignorant asshole, i volunteer for the special olympics.... and those kids have the biggest hearts than anyone i have ever met..... ud better pray i dont meet u so u wont get the beatdown ur mother should've given u a long time ago
Apr 12 2006 4:42PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Talking shit is even more retarded. It makes you as unique as the 300,000,000 other 14-year-old punk morons on the web. Not to mention you're a big enough loser that you have to copy and paste overused, played out, stale insults. You're sure to get brownie scout points for creativity. I also love the insult you actually crafted yourself; "and in your case still ugly as a fucking you ape." You can't even write a coherent sentence to insult people. Jesus Christ, I thought livestock were stupid.
Apr 12 2006 4:54PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
hahahaha so much hate. keep it up, this is fucking hilarious
Apr 12 2006 5:10PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
then shouldn't you NOT be calling people "retards" if you respect the mentally handicapped?
Apr 12 2006 5:16PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
apparently i look like the following people.

bonnie pink-74%
christina ricci-63%
hilary duff-60%
eleanor roosevelt-59%
gloria gaynor-58%
hahaha oh and i look 62% elijah wood.
Apr 12 2006 5:18PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
you call him a retard, yet you BRAG about volenteering for the special olympics. You're a horrible person, not to mention ignorant. I think you need to re evaluate your life, as you clearly are not a person who should be allowed around handicap people as you use a derogetory word for them as an insult.
Apr 12 2006 5:25PM
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Melvs
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not to mention the fact that you brought up volenteering for the special olympics suggests that you do it to make it appear as if you're a compassionate person. I would be willing to bet that you're quite insecure and the only reason you volenteer is to try and convince yourself that you have a big heart, because you're too weak minded to know who you really are, and you have to do things to make yourself think you're something you aren't.
Apr 12 2006 5:29PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
BOOM!
Apr 12 2006 5:31PM
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Zhot1218
Posts: 626 - Karma: 10
what is this for???
Apr 12 2006 5:32PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
mods have done it again
Apr 12 2006 5:32PM
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Leckett
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yep...*shakes head in shame*
Apr 12 2006 6:03PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
i dont know what ur thinking, but i dont think retards and handicapped people are the same thing whatsoever. its like calling someone gay.... it has a different meaning these days, in case u don't read anything on this site. i'm sorry u think that im a horrible person for saying that i work with handicapped kids.
Apr 12 2006 6:04PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
i dont recall talking about how big my heart is. if me volunteering for special olympics disturbs u in any way, i wont mention it anymore.
Apr 12 2006 6:07PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
i dont think i recall referring to the special olympics when i used that word
Apr 12 2006 6:10PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
I have used the word retard...and my older brother has down syndrome.
Apr 12 2006 6:10PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
quit talking about big hearts, it offends me because my uncle died of an enlarged on last year
*crying*
Apr 12 2006 6:11PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
quit typing, my brother has carpal tunnel and you're offending him
Apr 12 2006 6:15PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
The word Retard is used derogerotarily as an insult because if refers to people who are, in a sense, not as good as a 'normal' person... (not being mean, just trying to make it so this girl can understand this).

It is an insult that refers to the very people that are in teh special olympics. it does not mean anything else.

The fact that you can call someone a retard as an insult, yet still feel good about yourself because you volenteer at the special olympics makes me fucking sick to my stomach. I have a couple peole I grew up with who were in the special olympics as athletes, and I'd really like to have you call someone a retard in front of them. maybe then you could see the sadness and anger that they feel when that word is used as an insult.

As for you comparing this to the word 'gay' I'm glad you did, because the same exact thing goes for this word, and it's easy for me to kill 2 birds with one stone here.

Calling someone gay is insulting because you are refering to them as a homosexual. That is why it is an 'insult'. (I personally don't feel the word gay is an insult and I ahve friends who are homosexuals and I most definitly do not consider them lesser people). Again, I would love to have you insult someone by calling them gay in front of these friends...They could do a far better job of kicking the shit out of you than I could.
Apr 12 2006 6:16PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
wow, i can see that someone is more sensitive than i am.
i'm sorry if u were offended by my word rather than the kid mocking special olympics.
whats the difference between u saying that u have a lot of homosexual friends and me saying i work with handicapped kids? i'm sure u have never used the word gay in ur life.
what about the word bastard? or does everyone have to call people poop heads from now on, just so u wont call them a "horrible person" becuase they volunteer with 2 other jobs and 2 classes.
Apr 12 2006 6:29PM
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soulskier
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dont use poop head either, ppl with poop on their heads might find you ignorant
Apr 12 2006 6:33PM
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Leckett
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read:

also to you i would like to point out that retarded is now the proper term used to define people with downsyndrome and other mental disabilities. it is not strickly a derogitory term as you say it is.

retard comes from the french word "tard" which means "late" or in some cases "slow" and when you say someone is "en retard" in means they are late, or slow. the word retard simply means that one is slow or delayed in mind.

i would also like to strongly disagree with you thinking its disgusting she helps out with the special olympics. you are the disgusting one my friend. special olympics doesnt only deal with retards (not derogatory as i have explained) it deals with handicap people with missing limbs, spinal cord injuries, etc. i think its great that she helps out. also i didnt see one spot where she said she used it as an excuse to pose as having a big heart. you made this up and you know it so quit trying to be an asshole you piece of shit.

the word "gay" works the same way. it can be used in derogitory form but it is also the proper word used to define a homosexual. you can bash someone for being gay and be an asshole but theres nothing wrong with using the word gay. using the word "faggot" on the other hand is an insult and nothing further. yes i know it is also an old english word for an ember.

and also comes the conception of common sense. obviously you would call a retard a "retard" to their face as you know they might take offence to it. might, and might not, but its the proper term for those with mental disabilities, NOT handicap as these people are. same deal as you dont call a black person a nigger (if your a white person). it will offend them. its common sense to not use these words to their group. do you go up to a gay person and say "ha your gay!"? no you dont. its common sense. and i believe this is somethign you strongly lack.

i will end this little rant here. please read it thouroughly.
Apr 12 2006 7:46PM
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