i just lit off fireworks and wrote on stuff with sharpies
oh and we went to my old private school and bent the locker outside filled with balls. we stole like 15-20 red kickballs and basketballs, we drove around today and threw footballs and all this shit at this emo group of kids like 3-4 times till they threw shit at us and left.
funny we hit a bunch of other people tooo, i threw a hard boiled egg at this chicks ass too.
The best April Fool's joke ever was pulled by Adult Swim... they said they were playing the new ATHF movie on air tonight, I was incredibly pumped. Now, it woulda been sort of amusing if they didn't play it, April Fool's, yadda yadda. But no, they played it in a little 1"x1" square in the bottom left of the screen during Family Guy, then when it went to a commercial it was like "You're watching the NEW ATHF movie! In the bottom left corner of the screen!" Outstanding.
Egg beater that shit to loosen it up.
Dude, when your penis is in danger you need to fucking do something, Jesus.