This will be sent to anyone who pm me an address (the farther away the smaller the package). There will be no shipping charge and I will get real drunk and pack random objects from around my house and snd them too you. I will select a random adress from my messages and then post the winner online.
box may include but no subject too: tshirts, poems, gloves, socks, a newspaper from last week. swimming goggles, a one ounce flask, an old painting, a toothpick, a used toothbrush (the good kind), one stick of gum, a condom, a jar of air from calgary alberta dated and sealed the day the package is sent, a house key to my old house, a pack or malboro lights, 1 vintage set of running shoes. and whatever else is in my closet. Thats all I can see right now.
and im not kidding about the sealed jar of air. Calgary is the cleanest city in the world. I would honestly say that by the time the jar gets to its location it will be priceless.
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