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I need help (about the GF)...
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ok, shes going on vacation with her family and i need something to do on saturday that would be pretty sick and weould be different (we usually go to the movies or hang out at mi casa) and i need somthing different that would surprise her (in a good way). any help would be really appreciated. thanks
and by the way, i am usually pretty creative but for some reason i cant think of somthing, so dont bash on me.
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you need the ladies men cult
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hahaha damn i thought i was gonna get to say it this time.. agreed
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i sent you an invite homie
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you sound like a super creative guy, i mean movies and hanging out, only a genious could think to do that. you my friend are the biggest casanova ive ever heard of. Anyways id suggest doing randoms jobs for your rents or whomever and get some cash built up like 100-150 bucks then take her out for a super nice dinner at a classy place. Or if you old enough to drink or do anyways get a good bottle of red wine and zip to sleeping bags together and spend the night chillin in a park watching stars.
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i would say go with something that costs no money... most of the tume those are the most romantic
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dude please, my valentines would kill anything that uve ever done
and besides it what goes dowmn on the dates is when u see y, i just didnt feel like explaining it all out. trust me i am quite the creative guy. but i cant build up cash that fast. but thanks for the input
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industrial sized bottle of ky jelly
jea
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i would suggest a six pack alot of ski movies a crapper and take out chinese or go skiing
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slang crack thats quik money. anyways just take her out to a nice italian spot give her a rose you know maybe smoke a blunt or 2 to get the mood right. end everything with a mesage in your bed with some candles and shit then bust out the kama sutra and try some wierd shit it will turn out nice trust me.
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ill assume by "mesage" u mean massage?
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here is a great joke that she will find humor in. blindfold her and drive her somewhare romantic. like to the beach at night. but somewhere away from civilization. here is the tricky part, make sure she does not know where she is and has not taken off her blindfold. then sit her down and say to count to 100 and take off the blindfold. while she is counting just drive away. shell love it
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do something that you've never done with her before
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get a bulldozer and park it in an open meadow with flowers and stuff, build a ladder to the top out of matresses, bobby pins, and neck ties, have the bulldozer filled with pillows and blankets, have a big tub, we're talkin like 8'x8' of pocorn and geckos and hide in there, previously you should have given her a treasure map that leads to the meadow and give her a stallion for transportation. if she makes it up the ladder safely, wait a good 15 minutes then bust out of the tub of pocorn dramatically with a bucket of paint and temporary tattoos, that should be creative enough
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Setup a picnic somewhere romantic.
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exactly what i was gonna say
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get a new girlfriend, you said you wanted to surprise her
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buddy please. 2 weeks in bali with three days about a surf charter where she could get massages and chill in a spa after surf seasons. i highly doubt your dinner at wendys beat that. close second though.
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Take her on a hike outta town then take her to blow shit up with sparkler bombs that night. She'll have a blast.
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adopt a kid like in big daddy.
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dude, no one is SERIOUS. And bvy serious I mean your a vagina.
Who ever called you Casanova is a fuckin G
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based on that response you probably have not been laid, i'm guessing, 30 years which is probably half of your life time considering the fact that your 60 years old
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ya im pretty sure this kid cant drink, let alone buy a cig
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ahahahahahahahahah you can't come up with a good idea, and then when your already asking for suggestions which is fucking retarded in the first place, you try to top him with a valentines card, holy shit, r u serious can you please post a picture of your valintines because in my mind i can't see anyway that a 4x4 piece of cardboard with shitty slogans could win any girl over. i mean if their diamond studded and have 100 bills in them is one thing but your probably consist of a card that you made, instead of bought, because you think that your being creative and intelligent. well if you can make good valintines which require the IQ of approximentaly terri schiavo or a potato but you can't think of a good idea other than the movie theater, honestly your girl friend must be on some hefty medication or does not exist. you probably dont even have a girlfriend, and you have all of these photos of this girl that you have photoshopped yourself into with her. basically you dug your self a hole and you fucking fell in it
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never talk again, what an extreamly extreamly shitty post
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When your fucking her from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, get her in the eye.
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invite another girl over and then when she get there just be like " i thought maybe she could join us"
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Do your best to get her pregnant so when she comes back from her trip, give her a coathanger as a present. When she asks just say, give it 5 months and it'll make sense.
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dude shut the fuck up, stop complaining and learn how to spell
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All you have to do is put a little thought into something and she should like it. Ive found that letters help. It doesnt necessarily matter if its expensive, just if it looks like you put some of your thought into it.
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that was a little bit harsh
but the rant was very funny
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you are the one in actuality who needs to, and i quote you, shut the fuck up. why do you bitch about my spelling i mean that really my spelling does not hinder your ability to read my writting. the only reason that i can think you would point that out to me is due to the fact that you can't think of anyother thing to say. thanks pal you caught me, i spelled EXTREMELY wrong, dude i must have really really really fucked up. holy shit i spelled EXTREMELY worng twice, jesus christ i have just commited a crime to incredible is rivals the holocaust but in regards to spelling, i'm mean what was i thinkin how could i not rememeber to reread and carefully pick out my errors before entering a post such as you do. congrads i'm am completely outwitted. all hail the champion spelling master and his delightfully mastered (correctly spelled) quotes.
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hahahahaha- what an amazing,(but uncalled for) rant
while i applaud your ability to make fun of somebody about something as insignificant as a correcting a spelling error, i feel that these rants would serve a far better purpose making fun of somebody who would actually make an effort to make fun of you in return.
let the games begin
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i most fucking deffinantly agree
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yeah it would also serve a high entertainment value
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get a little cocaine cause every bitch loves a little blow from time to time and it makes em freaky as shit
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