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teneighty_skier22
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Shit, what happened to this chick? She got soo hot! Before she was like good lookin and stuff, but now, daaaamn


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Feb 14 2003 10:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
someone needs to put them back


My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 4 2003 6:18PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
but some naked ones of her up while your at it too


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 4 2003 6:19PM
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Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
she should seriously consider going into porno


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Mar 4 2003 6:31PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
man if i had 1 million dollars, id pay all that to fuck her hard. Yeah some nudies are nice, but the thing i don't like about her, is that she pierced her beautiful nipples.











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
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Mar 4 2003 6:32PM
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yeah right! i think that's fuckin hotter man


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Mar 4 2003 7:17PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
im watching her on mtv right now
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

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Mar 4 2003 7:40PM
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blondie
Posts: 38 - Karma: 15
memo to guyz! This is not a porno site!
Mar 5 2003 12:13AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Sure it is.

Mar 5 2003 3:08AM
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paasan
Posts: 260 - Karma: 8
Christina has many piercings, two in her pussy....
isbjörn®
Mar 5 2003 9:29AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
x-tina is way hotter than avril

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 5 2003 11:11AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
1. you guys are hilarious 'i would grab her boobies and fuck her sooooo hard'

that sounds classy dudes...

2. 'shes a slut, so that means better for us!'
uhhh only if you got flava

she was hot, she is hot, theres no chance for white boys... end of story
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Mar 5 2003 11:17AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
avril has a big mouth in that pic,hmmmm interesting
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 5 2003 4:15PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
avril is a disgusting piece of shit


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 5 2003 4:55PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ill bet her 10$ she cant fit my whole dick in her mouth.....
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Mar 5 2003 5:18PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
lol lateralis i was thinking the same thig. she has a pretty wide mouth. i bet she gives good head. lets start an avril thread and post really hot pics of her too


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 5 2003 5:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
look at that stomach...and everything else there
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Mar 5 2003 5:24PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
avrils a cross between a horse and axl rose
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 5 2003 6:08PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i think shes awesome hott


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 5 2003 6:11PM
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Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
yeah she's hot too.. and it looks like she can take a mouthful


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Mar 5 2003 6:43PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
im on my way to the bathroom as we speek..
Mar 5 2003 6:49PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
wicked, lemme know how it goes, i want details.
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Mar 5 2003 6:52PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Say, what's the best thing about Avril Lavigne in the shower?
Mar 5 2003 7:21PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Whats the best thing about avril in the shower?
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared


When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Mar 5 2003 7:23PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
what is the best thing about avril in the shower?
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Mar 5 2003 7:26PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
what is the best thing about avril in the shower?


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Mar 5 2003 8:14PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
what is the best thing about avril in the shower?
I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon too.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 5 2003 9:45PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
we still on for those trouble makers, gotta know by tomorrow











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 5 2003 10:04PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
what the fuck is the best thing about avril in the shower?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 6 2003 1:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
since noones answering the shower thing could someone repost those naked pictures?

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 6 2003 4:10PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
why don't we just post a pic a avril in the shower so we all can decide what the best thing about her in shower is?
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Mar 6 2003 11:19PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Ah shit don't you all know that joke?

What's the best the best thing about a fourteen year old in the shower?

When you sweep her hair back she looks like an eight year old.
Mar 6 2003 11:32PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hahahahahaha, u crazy pedafile, hahahahahaa
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Screw Moseley!

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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 7 2003 12:11AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Meh, Steppenwolf wakens I suppose.


Mar 7 2003 7:03PM
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PowAirRider
Posts: 651 - Karma: 6
avril is gross
Mar 7 2003 7:10PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
man she is just a fucking Quaker at heart sheeiiittttt. But Shakira is a babe and so is Jennifer Lover Hewitt and that guy from the subway commericals, jared yah him.....daaammmnnnnn. if he had midget arms he would be sooo much hotter though.
Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
Mar 7 2003 7:23PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
avril lavignes canadian- that is all

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 7 2003 11:35PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
dudes, avrils is such ugly shit shes never gotten fucked that shits tighter than a 13 yr old prom date

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong
~Lateralis
Mar 7 2003 11:40PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah avril is ugly, i dotn see how all these people think that shes hot
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Mar 8 2003 1:01AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
anyone who hasn't checked out Falsetiles link in the first page of this post should, it's pretty fucking funny

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Mar 8 2003 3:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
xtina can actually sing. Britney should just give up and do porn. It would be for the best.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 10 2003 10:20PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
obviously they both should

those christina pics are amazing.
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 10 2003 11:17PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
hehe, i have a pic of her bustin the doo and sippin a 40 wit a white Tee wit nothin coverin the goods.

Moe.
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Mar 11 2003 9:43PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
me, you knwo you can't do that...right?
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 11 2003 10:01PM
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skibrdingbitch
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omg, i was just watching MTV, the whole new orleans thing, christina is fuckin huge! (fat..)
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Mar 12 2003 7:48PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
shut up, ur just jealous
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Mar 13 2003 12:32AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
I hate stupid people...


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Mar 13 2003 2:07AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
that would be hot.. xtina and brintney porno.. have a raffle to some lucky guy to havea chance to have a 3 some with them.. could make TONS of money for the raffle
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Mar 13 2003 10:30AM
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d-spin89
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5 pages! keep the pics rollin in


ski snowbird
Mar 13 2003 5:36PM
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GrippinGs
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jesus
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Mar 13 2003 8:17PM
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iluvhotgirls
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ok i've got some pretty sweet pics. How do I post them?
Mar 19 2003 7:45PM
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