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CMUSkiFreak
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ok i dunno if this has ever been done before but i think it could be fun. someone posts a trivia question/riddle and when someone knows the answer they reply and post a question themselves and so on. ok i will start off with an easy one...
what is the name of the bond movie that doesnt have connery, moore, dalton, or brosnan in it?
Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 13 2003 5:04PM
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Lateralis
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first post on second page woohoo
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
Feb 18 2003 5:18PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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ok here is the one and only trivia being thought about right now
'easy one......theres a dead man laying in the middle of a field with an unopened box....how did he die and what is the box?' posted by fiveo so before anymore are posted lets get an answer to this one.

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Feb 18 2003 5:42PM
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Lateralis
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he jumped out of a plane and instead of a parachute it was a cereal box?
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
Feb 18 2003 7:09PM
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schlonginator
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Ok there is a man lying dead in a desert in egypt. No foot prints and an opened backpack with a sucessful parachute. How'd he die


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'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

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Feb 19 2003 1:40AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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heart attack


'You never hear Newt Gingrich say: Now why dont these hos just back up off me. I mean let a player play'
Feb 19 2003 10:29AM
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skier_chick_360
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In a car there are 2 fathers 2 sons but only 3 bodies.. how does it work?
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Feb 19 2003 11:44AM
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buck490
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There are three generations. A child, his father, and his grandfather. Child=son, Father=son&dad, grandfather=dad Sons=2 Dads=2

Dies half its life,
lives the rest.
Dances without music.
Breathes without breath.
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Feb 19 2003 12:45PM
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schlonginator
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Whats the Color of a mirror??



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'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!
Feb 19 2003 5:29PM
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Whistlermann
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lizziebeth got mine right... The shit about the gry was a trick ... the real question is what is the third word in the phase 'The English Language'

There are too many questions... answer the ones out there first
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Feb 20 2003 2:18AM
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five0
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'brothers and sisters i have none,but that man's father is my father's son'
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Viva la resistance!
Feb 21 2003 7:23PM
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TAK
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How I get rid of my last booger?
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Feb 21 2003 7:24PM
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schlonginator
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You ate it



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Vote Weiner #1 for Biggest Shit-Talker on NS

'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!
Feb 22 2003 2:28AM
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Bawb
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you have 12 balls, 11 of which are the same weight. You have a balance. In three weighings how would you determine which ball is the odd one out and whether it is heavier or lighter



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Feb 22 2003 5:46PM
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petek
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what do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?



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Feb 22 2003 5:57PM
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petek
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you walk him and pitch to the rhino!



its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!
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Feb 22 2003 6:04PM
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five0
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hahahahahahha! i think im the only one to get that one
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Feb 22 2003 7:11PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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6 on each side of balance then 3 on each side then take the two and if they are the same then the one out of the last three you didnt put on the balance is the one
Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 23 2003 2:43PM
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TAK
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Without looking at the address, who took this picture?


Feb 23 2003 10:05PM
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punkSKIERjen
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mary poppins took that picture, its a picture of her 2 sisters.

.::Jenny::.
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Feb 23 2003 10:07PM
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AJ_concepts
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i dont know the answer to this one but u can think about it. If 711 is open 24 hr. a day 7 days a week 365 days a year why do they have locks on the doors.
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Feb 23 2003 10:42PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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7-11 has to have locks on their doors because if they are robbed or a crime is comitted there they have to close the store.
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Feb 24 2003 12:19PM
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five0
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no,its because its cheaper to buy the doors with locks then it is to buy them without them
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Feb 24 2003 4:28PM
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five0
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no,its because its cheaper to buy the doors with locks then it is to buy them without them
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Feb 24 2003 4:28PM
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bigskia
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what character made walt disney famous in 1935?


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

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Feb 24 2003 4:40PM
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five0
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mickey mouse,pluto,or goofy?
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Feb 24 2003 4:42PM
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bigskia
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no of those...


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 24 2003 6:23PM
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five0
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winney the pooh
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Feb 24 2003 9:00PM
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bigskia
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he looks like mickey mouse but it's not him


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 24 2003 9:27PM
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j.bird
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the steamboat willy guy



I hate Racers
Feb 24 2003 9:32PM
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UpDawg
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buck490- i dont know if i understand the entire riddle, but im going to guess- a radioactive element? i figured 'half its life' like a half life for an element...just a guess
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Feb 24 2003 9:48PM
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bigskia
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nice job skiinsted
Who is the only current goalie to win 30+ games in eight seasons?


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 24 2003 9:49PM
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j.bird
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i got one


In the rocky series, who does sylvester stalone fight in each one?



I hate Racers
Feb 25 2003 12:43AM
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Bawb
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There is a man lying dead in a field. Next to him is an empty box of kleenex tissues. How did he die?



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Feb 25 2003 5:32PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
bringin it back from the dead... What is the capital of alaska?

Gotta Love The Midwest

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Oct 17 2003 4:29PM
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five0
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Oct 26 2003 2:02PM
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