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You... and the PPP

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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
So, there's been a barrage of you lot trying to weasel, trick and deal your way into the PPP. I really don't know why, most of you have a skiers chance in a snowboard only club of getting in but whatever.

So, if you think you got what it takes and have an abnormal amount of shibbiness oozing from your pores then post up yer reasons, in essay form of course, size 12, ariel, one and a half times spacing and let us know why you think you should be part of this outstanding group of elite shibsters, and make it good, I'm busy being the most psychadelic pimp since Mick Jagger so don't waste my time.

Werd
Feb 26 2006 11:26PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
1)I have been known to throw in excess of 20 spread eagles in a single run
2)I do not perspire
3)I have plans to build a time machine and travel back to the 80's(shibbiest decade of them all)
4)I am a good eugoogalizer
Feb 27 2006 9:53PM
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
I know where that came from!
I feel special now...
Feb 27 2006 9:57PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Oh you are, soon we will be part of the most elite cult of them all!
Feb 27 2006 9:58PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
because e-coolness rules the day
Feb 28 2006 12:07AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
I R 2 1337 4 U
Feb 28 2006 12:15AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
I did it.
Feb 28 2006 12:49AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
i dont like it sean....take it back!
Feb 28 2006 12:58AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
?
Feb 28 2006 12:59AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
i didnt't post that :S




*reaches for the back spork holster...*
Feb 28 2006 1:38AM
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redpointist
Posts: 982 - Karma: 11
My god this thread is so spam worthy.
Feb 28 2006 1:46AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
This thread is completely inexplicable, though at times humorous in some unconventional way I can't quite put my finger on. There's definitely some irony in there somewhere, though.
Feb 28 2006 2:12AM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
What is the PPP? can somebody tell me what this PPP exclusive cult is? i mean if its a bunch of guys that get together and slay some runs, then yea i would like an invite. my criteria-theres' three things:
1: I ski and i wouldnt trade it for breathing
2: i like waking up to a hot lady in the morning
3. im from the pow state UT (thats right i said it)
-so if that makes me part of this cool cult that everyone seems to want or not want to be apart of then cool. if not ill see you guys on the slopes, in the park, and BC-maybe then ill let you into my cool cult.
Feb 28 2006 2:56AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
bring out your zombies and i'll rebury 'em.

that's my contributions

woot for shibiness and woot for the PPP

john aka jkl0ps gets my approval because he's mad k3wl even though he's from vergennes.... and Bp gets my stamp of approval... for being a true phan.
Feb 28 2006 3:32AM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
Hmmm, I've been on this site for, what like 6 years. I didn't really know this PPP even existed until this sweet post.
Feb 28 2006 4:41AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
you should get in it. and ski unit.
Feb 28 2006 3:44PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
and skierman
Feb 28 2006 3:48PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
i dont know why getting into this cult is such a big deal, i will probobly never be in it and i dont give a shit. i dont need to suck up to a bunch of people i dont even know over the internet. im on here to talk about skiing and other rad stuff not to compete to be in the "coolest" cult. sometimes i kinda feel like im in middle school when im on this site.
Feb 28 2006 3:52PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
i should get in because of this:

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THATS RIGHT ITS VAN DAMME
Feb 28 2006 4:33PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
alright cya, we hardly talk anymore anyway
Feb 28 2006 4:36PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
i thought the ppp was cool and that i wanted to see the forum , like a chill, nice enviroment. After reading this whole thread, i dont really want to anymore if everyone acts like this.
Feb 28 2006 4:40PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i would like to be in the ppp. why? just because...
i have heard rumours that the ppp increases penis size, that would be helpful...
i once got confused and tried to join the KKK, i later found out there were NOT the same thing...
im lonely, and after a while, the sg and nsg forums start to die down, ppp would change things up.
im addicted to masturbation...that really doesnt have much to do with the ppp, i just need help.
black watch already refused me...
i just wrote out a list of why i should be in a cult i still dont fully understand the point of.
you said something about snowboarding. i snowboard.
i can make boobs out of letters and punctuations... ( . Y . )
there is my reasoning.
Feb 28 2006 4:49PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
I win
Feb 28 2006 4:51PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
HEY
Feb 28 2006 5:10PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
well ive always really wanted to be in it, because pretty much all of the cooler people on this site are in it. plus i like the icons. so put me in please.
Feb 28 2006 5:14PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
You guys are too worked up about it. Who cares? Personally I think it's a cool idea. You pay your dues and actually make intelligent comments and you may get an invite from group of people who can appreciate someone who's not a fucking dumbass. You can then go and read/post comments in a forum without a bunch of garbage. Then again I know nothing about it and am only making assumptions.
Feb 28 2006 5:24PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
You assumed correct.
Feb 28 2006 5:29PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
I don't wanna be in the PPP because you're all geeks who are having their midlife crisis and try to be the cool crowd on an internet forum. Yay. You're so phunkin and phat.
Feb 28 2006 6:42PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
Posts: 2442 - Karma: 36
come on, im not trying to specifically target you, but if you were to read the opening post, you would see phatttim isnt asking for people to join, it is in response to people who have been asking. And if you sincerely dont have an interest in this cult, dont write something stupid because you think it is funny or something. Leave this thread to people who actually are interested in this cult.
Feb 28 2006 6:45PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
Posts: 2442 - Karma: 36
that post of mine was to all of the people posting ignorant and stupid comments on here just for the hell of it. You do know that you dont have to post something in every thread, post if you can adress the specific topic.
Feb 28 2006 6:47PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
pfff... its all about the wanna PPP, see Click for larger image
Feb 28 2006 8:07PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
I'm only in the PPP for the icon, I'll admit it.
Feb 28 2006 8:08PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
the wanna *be* PPP
Feb 28 2006 8:09PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
what else is new
Feb 28 2006 8:11PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
that's uncalled for
Feb 28 2006 8:14PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
why should i be in the PPP?

1. i'm phunkin

2. i'm phatt

3. i'm a phreerider

4. i actually know one of the ppp members (not internet knowing, like real liphe knowing lol)

5. i'm tired of siphting through the garbage in sg and nsg

6. ok, so i ran out oph reasons, but whatever, i'm hungry so i'm goin phor supper.
Feb 28 2006 8:19PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Uhh my name is mattman and the PPP is fucking gay.
Feb 28 2006 8:27PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
Posts: 2442 - Karma: 36
hahaha, thats great
Feb 28 2006 8:30PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
Tim never responded to my essay that i sent :((((
Feb 28 2006 8:32PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Jea Jea , again my name is mattman and i like to give handjobs to phattim in order to be shibby .
Feb 28 2006 8:32PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
Haha the best damn thing i've heard all day^
Feb 28 2006 8:34PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
PhattimPhis PA Phucking Phagg,Pam Pi Phucking Pshibby Pnow,Pget Pa Phucking PLife .
Feb 28 2006 8:37PM
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matman
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
no, i actually prefer to give him blowjobs, handjobs just dry out the skin on my hands, i try to moisturize as much as possible
Feb 28 2006 8:49PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
I think i should be in the PPP because I am the smartest person you have ever met.
Feb 28 2006 8:52PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
bahahaha someone do phattimm!!!! ...mattman put that away i didnt mean it like that.
Feb 28 2006 8:52PM
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matman
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
not really dick breath
Feb 28 2006 8:53PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
is matman sacrificing his posts to become his long await mod-ship?
Feb 28 2006 9:04PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
look closely at the name
Feb 28 2006 9:07PM
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