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Sex, Drugs, and Kittens in L.A. France
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'They love me more, you know'
'What the fuck are you talking about? They love me best!'
'Oh yeah, prove it!'
'They bought me a kitten!'
'And they shot your fucking kitten'
'Wha?! They.. I, I thought they sent it to Grandma's house'
'Yeah, and Grandma shot your kitten'
'Why the fuck would grandma shoot my kitten?'
'Cause the kitten had rabies, stupid!'
'Look whos stupid now, ugly! Cats dont get rabies!'
'Then why did they shoot your kitten? Yeah, that's right, biatch.'
America, we love you as the child loves the father who sits slobbering in his corner eating flies and spiders.
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Why did they shoot your kitten? Or am I not supposed to ask...
'Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.'
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Taste Death. Live Life.
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hahaha that was perfect Supilot
'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
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Cause the cat had rabies.
America, we love you as the child loves the father who sits slobbering in his corner eating flies and spiders.
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hahahah, were the hell did you get that?
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nice SU, how many threads have you put that in now...? It's so funny all these newbies haven't seen it before :P
But either way it cracks me up!
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Dave Likes Kittens.
Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!
::Viva La Ressistance::
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well i'm sorry to hear that
*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Viva la Resistance!
'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'
-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
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there's a fallacy in your kitten argument: circular logic, or 'begging the question', if you will.
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the stop kitty porn pic is hilarious too,maybe some of you have seen it
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