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NS Ladies, The quest...

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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
With all the NS marriage threads lately, i'm beginning to become left out when you guys go and do all of your e-married couple stuff adn I'm stuck in the NSG. I think I'ts time I take the plunge and find me a NS wife.

Here are my stats:
-Member since jan 2003
-over 3000 posts
-Cults include:Crochet cult, Photography, Movie maker crew, Dragon's Lair, Snowmaking, Milf Vid cult(yes I made the video)
-My icon is sexy

I like to crochet lingerie for ladies... So if it takes more than a half a roll of yarn to make a thong... You are gonna be too big. Other than that. Cheers happy bidding... hahha, how bout it ladies...

Feb 13 2006 8:05PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
wow i must be a loser. I'm gonna go commit e-suicide... My cable modem shall now be killed.
Feb 13 2006 8:35PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
BAHAHA poor guy cant get any lovin
Feb 13 2006 8:36PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
I would but uh, you suck at the internet
Feb 13 2006 8:36PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
umm... right?
Feb 13 2006 8:36PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
damn harsh...
Feb 13 2006 8:39PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
hey nice pants. wanna F%&k. i mean e-marry me. i like warm sunsets. powwder. lovley ladies, and fondou. how about it??? =^)
Feb 13 2006 8:40PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
i would, but i think that gay e-marraige is against the e-laws sorry dude
Feb 13 2006 8:42PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hey suck mine bithc, this is my marriage thread. Stop cock blokcing dude.

Oh yeah and a new addition to my cult listing, THE BLACK WATCH kids. Now ladies, start sworming... please...? damn.
Feb 13 2006 8:43PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
i don't really understand the whole "concept"
Feb 13 2006 8:44PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Maybe this isnt that place for you to find an e-wife. Try a chat room!! Tons of hot singles there
Feb 13 2006 8:44PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
you could agree to e-mary me. and id show you the ways=)
Feb 13 2006 8:45PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
black watch... well that makes you a chick magnet
Feb 13 2006 8:46PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
who the shit invited you into the bw? if it was phil... oh boy, he's going to hear it
Feb 13 2006 8:46PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
wow this is a big commitment.
Feb 13 2006 8:46PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
"i'm into a whole host of action sports, like.... snowboarding (as u can see), bmx biking, trimming my nose hairs, reading technical magazines, and descrptions of point and shoot digital camera's. i want a woman whos into math, and gettin her nails done. i like the wind on my face and maybe you could find yourself under my loving arm."
Feb 13 2006 8:46PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
dog come on stop stealing my thread
Feb 13 2006 8:46PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
damn once agian i get burned by you in my own thread. Seriously this is sarting to make me depressed.
Feb 13 2006 8:47PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
laura go easy on him
Feb 13 2006 8:48PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
getting married online is like wiping before you poop


it just don't make sense
Feb 13 2006 8:49PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
I'll sit the next few rounds out. Good luck on finding an e-wife. Best e-wishes.
Feb 13 2006 8:50PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
haha hella funny
Feb 13 2006 8:50PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
all im askin is that you give phil a head start
Feb 13 2006 8:51PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
i love that segment
Feb 13 2006 8:51PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
hhah. we can do it in small easily manegable steps
Feb 13 2006 8:53PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
haha
Feb 13 2006 8:55PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i'll grab her e-leg so you can e-escape!
Feb 13 2006 8:56PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
haha i love this e-stuff.
Feb 13 2006 8:56PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
meh.
Feb 13 2006 9:00PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Will yourself and Steezy Stu be e-loping?


ugh, that was bad.
Feb 13 2006 9:02PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
i am still deciding.
Feb 13 2006 9:04PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
that girl is so fucking hot thats wathcing the video
Feb 13 2006 9:07PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
by all means man
Feb 13 2006 9:07PM
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RWalker
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
and tons of ugly ones
Feb 13 2006 9:08PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha yeah phil did
Feb 13 2006 9:08PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
well not for keegan and i think it was sean or ryno i cant rember.
Feb 13 2006 9:18PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
same, and no one even explained when i asked.
Feb 13 2006 9:20PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
come one and e-marry me cause, "aint no sunshine when your gone" haha
Feb 13 2006 9:22PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
fine fine fine!
Feb 13 2006 9:22PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
haha yay we e-lope
Feb 13 2006 9:25PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
I don't either
Feb 13 2006 9:25PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
i have more posts and a bigger e-penis..

NOW I CAST ERECTION LEVEL 10

AND F*%^ OF IFINTY

RIGHT AFTER I TOOK MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT OFF
Feb 13 2006 9:25PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
ya spoon, now we both ahve e-wifes
Feb 13 2006 9:27PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
^^ she finally pulled through?
Feb 13 2006 9:27PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
your e-wife is a e-bitch
Feb 13 2006 9:28PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
haha pwned. I think there is about to be an e-brawl.
Feb 13 2006 9:32PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
Any Luck yet?
Feb 13 2006 9:35PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
ahahahaha
Feb 13 2006 9:35PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
once you put your hands on my balls i believe that you will have a hard time letting go
Feb 13 2006 9:37PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
hahaha... oh god.

So our one year is on New years... FUCK YEAH hahaha
Feb 13 2006 9:50PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
i mean new years eve**** whoops
Feb 13 2006 9:50PM
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