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i'm getting a pirhana

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MadTrixter
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i'm going to get it tonight. yep, a redbellied pirhana. it better live longer that daves gold fish. i also got 2 other little fast fish for it to chase around, i hope it doesn't eat them


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Feb 4 2003 1:44PM
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mammothpunks
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my friend had one of those - it was cool shit - you could feed it by hand even


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Feb 4 2003 2:03PM
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Although you have to go to the fish store quite a lot to buy feeder guppies.
Feb 4 2003 3:24PM
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MadTrixter
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actually it's not good to just feed them live fish. you should feed them a wide variety including steak, chicken, shrimp(live or not) specially formulated pellets, etc.


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Feb 4 2003 3:57PM
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I c.... your forgot your fingers tho.
Feb 4 2003 4:15PM
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Ski-hobo
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cool, are they aggresive when they are alone?
Feb 4 2003 4:32PM
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MadTrixter
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they can be if they are hungry. you can keep smaller fish in as long as they are faster and small enough to hide. i'll take some pics when it gets big


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Feb 4 2003 4:39PM
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Ski-hobo
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alright, what state do you live in, I heard they were illegal to sell in some states
Feb 4 2003 4:46PM
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i want one!

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Feb 4 2003 4:52PM
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MadTrixter
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i live in PA, they're legal, i checked


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Feb 4 2003 5:03PM
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everything is legal in PA
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Feb 4 2003 8:48PM
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haha, sweeeeeet.

Exolotles are quite cool too. Some of my mates used to have one called 'Uncle Fucker', he was the man, he was liberated from the local university but then had to be given back coz the Cat 'Voltron - Defender of the universe' was trying to eat him, haha

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Feb 4 2003 8:58PM
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where do you buy them, at an exotic pet store or from some mexican south of the border
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Feb 4 2003 10:24PM
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Caden
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dude set upa competition. call it 'toonie fingers'... when it gets big, starve it for half a day, and put about 5 canadian toonies at the bottom of the tank. get your friends to go over, and one by one try to get the toonies... if they catch them, they get to keep the money, but if they get caught first... oh no :O if only parker brothers would buy my game :(




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Feb 4 2003 10:32PM
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MadTrixter
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well i got it a few hours ago. it's funny as shit. it acts all calm untill the other fish come close to it, then it just snaps. haha, good shit. i got it at a local aquarium store, they only sell fish


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Feb 4 2003 10:33PM
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SUpilot
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you gotta get alot of them so you can throw entire steaks into the tank and watch the water bubble and squirsh around.
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Feb 4 2003 11:09PM
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i want a pirhana, i thought u were talking about the drink from the title though

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Feb 4 2003 11:13PM
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MadTrixter
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i was gonna get 3 of em, but they get a lot bigger than i thought, so i couldn't fit them in my tank


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Feb 5 2003 1:08PM
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gravteck
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I was drunk as shit at an off campus frat party once and everyone thought it was cool to feed the pirhanas big ass strips of bacon. They wouldn't fricken eat them! So i went on a tirade about health conscious pirhanas and then proceeded to walk into a big overhanging sign and stumble down some stairs.
Feb 5 2003 2:40PM
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DFT1080
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yo what size tank do you have? ive got a 46 gallon. Ive got a clown knifefish, a silver arrowana, and a tiger oscar. its fun to feed them feeders but its really not worth the money and its not good for the fish to be on live fish only diet. I get feeders a few times a month and i taught my oscar to jump completely out of the water and eat out of my hand. my friend used to have a pirhana that he fed hot dogs every once in a while. But i think he normally fed it frozen brine shrimp. aggressive fish are awesome. good luck with yours. my only advice is be careful how much you feed it because its easy to over feed them then they get unhealthy and can out grow your tank fast.


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Feb 5 2003 7:53PM
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that would b the best game ever - o i am going to get a pirana and then start a game show



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Feb 5 2003 8:09PM
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MadTrixter
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i only have a 20, a lot of people say that's not big enough, but i only have one redbelly, so it should be fine


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Feb 5 2003 8:55PM
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they need to make some sort of video game for this, wouldn't that be cool? A game where your this man eating fish and you gott akill everything...?


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Feb 6 2003 10:30AM
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1212j5j5
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I had a pirhana. the paintball marker that is. but then i moved up to autocockers, thye are so much better, but i guess your talking about the fishes eh? oh well.
Feb 6 2003 7:15PM
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MadTrixter
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me and my friends play p-ball a lot and i have a sick impulse. so i told them that i was getting a pirhana and they were all like 'you fucking retard, you already have an impulse.'


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Feb 7 2003 1:27PM
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When i move out, i am sooo geting one.
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Feb 7 2003 5:52PM
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rocketboy
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my friend had a pyrana and as a joke he used to put in the toilet so that when you took a crap it would bite you in the gonads but one time one one of his friends got mad and flushed
Feb 13 2003 11:26AM
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MadTrixter
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shut up. don't make up dumb stories. first off, if a pirhana bit you in the nuts, you'd be castrated. second off, by the time it would get big enough to jump that high out of the water it would be too big to fit in the toilet, and finally, it would be too scared it wouldn't bite you, it would just hide.


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Feb 13 2003 1:26PM
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MadTrixter
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shut up. don't make up dumb stories. first off, if a pirhana bit you in the nuts, you'd be castrated. second off, by the time it would get big enough to jump that high out of the water it would be too big to fit in the toilet, and finally, it would be too scared it wouldn't bite you, it would just hide.


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Feb 13 2003 1:30PM
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i love the voice of reason.

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Feb 13 2003 1:52PM
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SUpilot
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it was funny though rocketboy...gotta love newbie made up stories. one time i swallowed a pirahana and then puked it back up just for fun. when i puke him up he was holding my stomach in his teeth. it hurt a little.
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