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BSninja86
Posts: 133 - Karma: 12
Does anyone else think that Shakira (the singer) is super fucking hot!?
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24 years ago
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ten80
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 31
she isn't ugly but I cannot stand her singing. It goes from scratchy to whiny to smooth to loud rockish to alternative style. she is like a yodeller on crack or something. terrible.
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24 years ago
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
shes definetly smokin'
24 years ago
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
hahaha, yodeler on crack... hahahahaahhaahahah, funniest shit ever...
-Andy

'Head of the Talk like a 1337 Surfer Hax0r d00d revolution'

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24 years ago
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
Yeah, she's hot. But she has no substance, if you know what I mean.


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24 years ago
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skodeo7
Posts: 14950 - Karma: 9,263
yeah shes definately bootylicious
-Duncan



'*DING* Marijuana affects the memory'
24 years ago
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patg
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 12
shes definately engaged to the prince of argentina or something

-Pat-
'if my penis was bigger i would consider going into pornography'-jf
23 years ago
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 235
this may sound stupid, but whos shakira?

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

cause skiing beats school
23 years ago
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VC
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 12
Yes her video rocks when she crawls in the mud
I just don't have the same passion for delivering mail as I do for making and delivering tacos.
23 years ago
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
up here we dont get this 'shakira' chick. ive seen her once in a pepsi commercial i think
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
23 years ago
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bob_dole
Posts: 4081 - Karma: 1,640
she does have some nice lil moves in that nice lil body of hers...
23 years ago
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538


Shakira prior to the blonde days. I think she's hotter w/o blondee. but ahh well. Still smokin'!
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23 years ago
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
dude, can you please stop posting pics of your mom on here??

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*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
23 years ago
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Dude, imaigne if soeone had a mother that hot? iot would be wierd. Would you think your mom was hot? Or would you be like 'ewwwwwwwww, thats my mom!'
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23 years ago
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
if that was my mom i would have had a very good time being a baby...
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
23 years ago
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHA! Suckle Suckle!
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~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
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23 years ago
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
yeah she is


23 years ago
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, yeah, okay she's pretty hot but I saw some people waaaaaaay hotter than that at the beach yesterday.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
23 years ago
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8


blond is hotter

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23 years ago
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Nah, the whole blonde hair thing is sooo played out. All these girls get their hair dyed blond because they think it'll make them hotter. Sorta irks me.
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~PhattTim's a Hot Chick!
~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
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~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
23 years ago
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
I'm glad I'm a natural...
but I can't stand the yodeling crap
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23 years ago
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I don't think she is that hot, I think even SkierX is hotter than that.

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23 years ago
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
haha yeah dude she isn't that hot, i've seen way better.



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23 years ago
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