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Math test tomorow... what should i do

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eastAR5
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i dont wana skip it cause the dean is my teacher and she is gona review my probation status soon and decide if I get off or not. Im thinking chugg couple bottles of poland springs and just go to the nurse, maybe throw up once and feel better by around 11am and then go skiing. whats good ways to throw up/feel sick that only lasts couple hours?

it needs to be legit cause ive been to the nurse way 2 much these days "i dont feel well" isnt gona pass this time.
Jan 27 2006 11:07PM
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SiverMike
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put a couple squirts of visine in your drink ;)
Jan 27 2006 11:08PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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sac up do some coke and study pussy. adrian, your a bitch
Jan 27 2006 11:08PM
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nickmcnutt
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you have a test on a saturday? sucks to be you
Jan 27 2006 11:10PM
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Aenigma
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Or, you could possibly study and just take it since you'll end up having to do it anyway......
Jan 27 2006 11:10PM
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.John.
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just take the damn test pussy
Jan 27 2006 11:11PM
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illwillcox
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yea study hard, break your wrist, or pretend to. say it was an ultimate frisbee accident (this is what my buddy did) and take it some other time, or with someone writing for you
Jan 27 2006 11:15PM
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eastAR5
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no i tried studying i dont understand it and I need a good grade. Im a junoir and i need to get my shit together i have no idea what my gpa its got to be horrible
Jan 27 2006 11:15PM
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anti_bunk
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Jan 27 2006 11:21PM
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user098123
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Take ipikac, or ipicac or however the hell you spell it. You will throw up a couple of times and then feel fine.
Jan 27 2006 11:59PM
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SteezePatrol
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wtf you have a test on saturday....well ayway my suggestion is exlax...no questions asked by the teacher and i assume it wont be with many other kids ebcause it's on...saturday?
Jan 28 2006 12:06AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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study your little ass of pussy
Jan 28 2006 1:49AM
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edmonton_skier
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have a panic attack and barf
Jan 28 2006 2:04AM
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Freestyla_01
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You're stupid, just study. You don't understand it because you just automatically assume it's too hard to understand. If you knew you didn't understand it to begin with, you should have gone to see your teacher for help, which she would have been stoked on, it shows that you actually care.
Most teachers will give you a couple days extra study time if you at least make a decent effort to get help.
Now it's last minute and you fucked yourself over, so study what you can, and take the test.
Jan 28 2006 2:49AM
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fappy
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better enjoy it while you can cause this bullshit won't fly in the real world.
Jan 28 2006 2:55AM
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Mattman
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smoke a lot of weed
Jan 28 2006 3:12AM
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yeti
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the truth.
Jan 28 2006 6:00AM
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eastAR5
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i know i fucked up i skipped it. Ill just tell her the truth i overslept, study sunday and take it monday and get an A
Jan 28 2006 8:42AM
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396222687862
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ababahha nice
Jan 28 2006 9:05AM
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SwitchUp1
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get on the ground and pretend to have a seizure
Jan 28 2006 9:07AM
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midwest_rep
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Here's what I do when I didn't prepare for something and I dont want to deal with it:
Smoke 4 bowls of really good weed and then grab a big sandwich or some snack food and watch Family Guy and Southpark all day
Jan 28 2006 12:41PM
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timmi
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bad move.
Jan 28 2006 1:14PM
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Liam.
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i say that all the time an still never study
Jan 28 2006 1:23PM
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cobra_commander
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skip and pray, then pray again and maby a little later two, Allah, God, Jesus, Mohamad, budah it doesnot matter
Jan 28 2006 3:13PM
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Mrkguru12
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Well either way it's over by now eh? What was the conclusion?
Jan 28 2006 3:21PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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study? thats what most ppl do if they want to do well
Jan 28 2006 3:23PM
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Freestyla_01
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Didn't you just say you skipped? So wouldn't telling her you overslept be another lie?
A very unconvincing one at that.
Jan 28 2006 3:53PM
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fappy
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i hope she laughs
Jan 28 2006 3:56PM
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SteezePatrol
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chances are if your this dumb your not going to be getting an A
Jan 28 2006 4:44PM
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Tze.C
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he some kind of food raw, except for meat, that could fuck u up
Jan 28 2006 8:32PM
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easson19
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two words.......wing it
Jan 28 2006 9:11PM
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Freestyla_01
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Leave some mayonaise on top of the furnace for a few hours then eat it.
That oughta give you some terrible throwing up and shits for a day.
Jan 29 2006 3:01AM
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eastAR5
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yea... i know i got owned

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Feb 20 2006 10:41PM
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skitolive123456789
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ha .. awsome
Feb 20 2006 10:44PM
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Rajna
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i didnt study for my math test either and i proably did jus as bad
Feb 20 2006 10:45PM
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k2yeags
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is that a 30%?
Feb 20 2006 11:16PM
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marsland
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x^2+7x+3.5^2
i think thats the answer. im in the same math and i dont pay attention but i would have to try to get a 30% on a test
Feb 20 2006 11:19PM
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eastAR5
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^no im pretty sure thats not correct


and im actually a pretty bright kid i just never got to learn this stuff before the test
Feb 20 2006 11:30PM
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SteezePatrol
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your test score disagrees
Feb 20 2006 11:31PM
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cjgncjgn
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bizoownd
Feb 20 2006 11:46PM
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SteezePatrol
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did this test really hurt your mark or was it fairly insignificant?
Feb 21 2006 12:00AM
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skifiend
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serves you're loser-ass right.
Feb 21 2006 8:10AM
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michaelbenson
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just write down the answers on your hand or arm then wear a hoody or u can write the answers on paper ask to take a piss go and finish the test with answers in the bathroom or out by ur locker
Feb 21 2006 8:22AM
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