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sports for the elderly

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ski900
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curling, lawn bowling, checkers any others? bingo maybe
Jan 26 2003 1:07AM
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PurpleSkier
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um, like that water aerobics shit is pretty popular among the old ladys....
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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Jan 26 2003 1:11AM
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ski900
Posts: 116 - Karma: 10
do they wear floaties when they do that or can they actaully swim
Jan 26 2003 1:12AM
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westcoaststyle
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shuffle board, golf, polo
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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Jan 26 2003 7:40AM
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five0
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denture spitting
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

so what are your likes and dislikes?

'well i like burning things...and i dislike things that dont burn'
Jan 26 2003 10:25AM
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moumar
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bridge
Jan 26 2003 12:16PM
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Diabhal
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bumper cars!
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Jan 26 2003 3:24PM
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alpentalik
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i was going to say lawn bowling, which is actually a lot of fun...really.


''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
Jan 26 2003 4:14PM
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alpentalikthe3rd
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chess... fun game by the way

''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
Jan 26 2003 4:47PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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A lot of old people bowl. Fat old people.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Jan 26 2003 5:39PM
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mariberries
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actually polo is really hard
I think they should have races with their walker things
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Jan 26 2003 6:32PM
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