*FUNNEY*

50 ThingS to do WheN You’rE BoreD in SchooL

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Pretend you're a video game. Make noises from "New Game" to "GAME OVER". Then ask the person next to you to try out the sikk new game!
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the teacher.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.

17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Get up to open the door. Then say "sorry, the voices told me to do it". Do this every 493 seconds.
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".

34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President
41. Try hitting on the teacher (if opposite sex) and see what happens ;)
42. Start crying and when you finally get EVERYONE's attention, say: "haha gotcha"
43. Start eating the person next to you's posessions
44. Bite someone
45. Make wierd noises and see what happens to the teacher (especially if u have a psychotic one)
46. Try to make friends with the creepiest person in the class (u kno, a trenchcoat person). just dun tell them where u live....for safety reasons
47. Try to think of as many ways as you can to annoy your
teacher (or supply teacher) without them finding out its you. Test some out
48. Claim that you're Saddaam Hussein and say that you're just so sick and tired of hiding in a hole in the ground.
49. Colour your entire binder with permanent marker (smelly ones are best)
50. Try to think of 50 more ways to amuse yourself when bored.