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Dr. Phill vs. Maury

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kickerlicker
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who would win
Jan 19 2006 6:55PM
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.John.
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maury, cuz he gots ta deal wit dos ghetto bitches
Jan 19 2006 6:57PM
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sKILOve07
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^^ i dont know.... Dr. Phil seems like he could lay a good smackdown.
Jan 19 2006 6:59PM
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sneather
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maury
Jan 19 2006 7:00PM
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Von
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Muary he is such a badass
Jan 19 2006 7:00PM
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Kevo
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Sadly, Dr. Phill would probably win. He's a big guy.
Jan 19 2006 7:01PM
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.John.
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he'd be all like "Dr. Phil, I AM your father"
Jan 19 2006 7:02PM
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*rkp*
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well maury is black and therefore has a posse of black people with various street weapons so i think maury has this one.
Jan 19 2006 7:04PM
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iridefattwins
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well DR phill is a tank and would choke maury out or just step on his face...but maury seems like hed be trickey to catch
Jan 19 2006 7:09PM
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Kevo
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^maury is definitely like the whitest guy ever. You are thinking of Montel, and he isn't hurting anyone anytime soon. He has MS
Jan 19 2006 7:10PM
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.John.
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maury would just be hiding up in the rafters, pounce on dr. Phil's flabby ass, and rip his eyes out
Jan 19 2006 7:11PM
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OAK_TREE
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maury would win, dr. phil is too feminine. he is always talking to women about their problems.
Jan 19 2006 9:42PM
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.John.
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one time, someone didn't address maury as King Maury, and Maury killed him, his whole family, his pets, and shit on his front lawn
Jan 19 2006 9:43PM
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SchweitzerSki
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jerry springer
Jan 19 2006 9:52PM
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kabozo101
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definetly jerry
Jan 19 2006 9:53PM
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*rkp*
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RIGHT maury is that old white guy. stupid names that start with the letter M...
Jan 19 2006 9:58PM
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FUUUCK
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maury!
Jan 19 2006 9:59PM
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kickerlicker
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Fuck yeah muary would win
Jan 20 2006 12:48AM
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french_fry
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BIG FAT WHORE! TAKE IT OFF! Jerry Springer for sure, he's so thuggin.
Jan 20 2006 1:09AM
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jsg
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dr.phil oversly does crack so he wouldnt feel pain...and maury is a "uncle tom" so he would figght dirty

its a close call but maury would pull a gun and that would be the end of that
Jan 20 2006 1:14AM
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