I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. last night i was waken up by some rustling sound, and i just knew that there were mice in my garbage can. i've heard of other people in the building with the problem, so i knew it was coming. i wake up this morning, roll over, and a diseased city mouse is sitting in the middle of my floor. he then scurries underneath my desk. fuck, i don't even want to put my feet under my desk now. anyway, any tips to get rid of them? don't tell me mouse traps or rat poison, because i don't want to deal with a dead mouse either. my friend told me to put dryer sheets everywhere, especially around food. i've also already tossed food that we don't really need here, so we don't have much else besides cereal now. i've thrown dryer sheets everywhere, does anyone know of any really good commercial product that drives mice away?
No, I am not asian.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.