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Looking for an Intern

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IceCoast1510
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
I'm looking for an intern to follow me around and basically help me with tasks to allow me to do my job better. Probably 15-20 hours a week and it would pay around 7-9 bucks an hour depending on experience. Must be over 18 , hold themselves in a professional manner, and have great communication skills.
Jan 15 2006 3:45PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Note: he is not an Equal Opportunity Employer
Jan 15 2006 3:49PM
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IceCoast1510
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
This isn't actually a real job but it does pay. Basically you would sit at my help desk and take notes, get me beer from the fridge, laugh when I crack a joke, participate in any scheme that I might currently be involved in. Non-discolure agreements must be signed if we decide to move the the offer stage of the hiring process.
Jan 15 2006 9:53PM
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BuckZ540
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
It might help if you told us what it is you do?
Jan 16 2006 1:54AM
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IceCoast1510
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
I hang out...drink...ski.. and so on
they would be doing the same..very little acutal work involved.
Jan 16 2006 4:20PM
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DJCrazyA
Posts: 946 - Karma: 16
I'll do it, you gotta fly me out there though
Jan 16 2006 6:47PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
well what is your job? what company do you work for? what do you do?
Jan 16 2006 9:15PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
i dont think you get it

hes joking.... looking for a friend to get drunk with, ski with and carry his ski stuff.

aka his bitch.
Jan 17 2006 2:19PM
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shredct
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
so your basically paying someone to be your friend
Jan 17 2006 4:44PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Well actually its more like a slave, but hes paying and its legit. You can even use him as a good job reference.
Jan 17 2006 4:56PM
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IceCoast1510
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
yeah not so much a friend as a person to do random shit form e while i'm going about my everyday life...a personal assistant if you will. But the intern will learn many valuable skills from this experience both techinical and business
Jan 17 2006 6:41PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
shit i need a job so bad that i might be willing to do it if transportation was provided, how many hours a week would you expect me to work
Jan 17 2006 8:53PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
no transportation? You must be resourceful!
Jan 17 2006 9:37PM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
oh god i hope this works. i'll have to get me a slave too.
Jan 18 2006 12:25AM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
well if theres competition for this job offering

just remember...

i give great blowjobs.
Jan 18 2006 12:39AM
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IceCoast1510
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
F-
Jan 18 2006 11:37AM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
i see...
Jan 19 2006 12:15AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
im a poor college student what do you expect, if you live near trax i could take trax, but i dont have a car in utah, and gas is rediculously expensive, and you need to be more resourceful without a car in the first place, because you dont have a fucking car whenever you want, so yes im resourceful
Jan 19 2006 10:07PM
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IceCoast1510
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
werd - we'll get something worked out. I could probably send my driver to pick you up.
Jan 20 2006 10:23AM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
whatever you do, dont expect the uta to get you anywhere, the bus system is a complete fucking joke.
Jan 22 2006 4:01PM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
no, i'm fairly sure their serious about it. it does what it promises doesnt it?
Jan 22 2006 9:42PM
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