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Ok, I'm going to dismantle your sob story because well... I'm a complete asshole with nothing else to do so here it goes.
"I think you need research."
No he doesn't. He was right.
"... got sent to the hospital by ambulance because of so much pain."
Wow, BY AMBULANCE!? OMFG... Dude I've
seen my brother get sent by ambulance when he broke his rear suspension on his quad taking off an 80fter. then bailing out midair only to tumble down the landing with his foot still caught in the quad... He didn't get up. Don't give me your scary experience bullshit because your buddies at school pushed you off your crutches.
"They sent me back a day later (still on drugs)..."
Ummm... Pain killers make it worse? I don't get that? Drugs are good my feeble and close-minded friend.
"...or i will have a flat foot forever and have major trouble walking."
Ok, I've had flat feet, I've had it since I was born, until the day I die... Yeah no major troubles walking here. It's called inserts, they make them for every kind of flat feet. Stop trying to make it sound like you'd never walk again you fucking bleeding vagina.
"I had to have surgery after a 2 days in the hospital."
YOU JUST SAID YOU WENT HOME AND THEY BROUGHT YOU BACK IN FOR A CONSULTATION! Last time I checked your home doesn't count as a hospital.
"I was in extreme pain so they gave me a morphine pump and shit."
Wow, you where in extreme pain... WHO HASN'T?!? Shit you are a Goddamned pussy. MORPHINE HELPS! PUMPS TO GET IT IN YOUR SYSTEM! Comming out of surgery, this is normal you fucking piece of self-loving "I'm special, you don't know my pain" pussy.
"I had three pins sticking outta my heel for 5 months and stitches going down my foot."
Well yeah, that's how rebuilding of the heel goes. And the stitches, have you ever ripped open your ballsac only to have to go to the doctors so they could stitch it back up? Yeah didn't think so.
"2 months i was in the hospital in agony trying to learn how to walk on crutches again and shit."
Oh you where in agony... Holy shit you make me angry with your attempts at sucking sympathy out of us you cock loving vampire. And no you wheren't in the hospital for 2 months because you where in what we call PHYSICAL THERAPY. YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO A HOSPITAL FOR THAT! Stop the bullshitting, I've known a number of people that had to go to physical therapy for many reasons, some more severe than yours.
"You have no fucking idea what you are talking about and thinking about the horror ive went through in those months makes me wanna cry..."
Ummmm... All I've got to say is, go listen to some more Greenday you pussy-ass. Welcome to my life!
"...a kid was stupid and pushed me off my crutches and i stepped on the pins."
Who was this kid? Because I want to find out where he lives and send him a fruit basket or something for a job well done.
"I was sent to the hospital for another week of x rays and surgery..."
No dude, you wheren't in the hospital for a week of x-rays. Who stays in a hospital (that isn't dying or can walk) for a fucking week just for x-rays and a day of surgery? Oh yeah, I remember you also hit a rail 15ft. up in the air throwing 450's out, so this must be true!
"...I could have lost my foot if it would have gotten infected."
Let me guess, that's what the doctors told you... Or what you just told yourself. This is what we call the worst case scenareo... Meaning IT NEVER HAPPENS! EVER! Especially not in a hospital where the doctors are paid more money then your house is worth on a yearly basis.
"because i have been in this first hand so id know."
No dude, you don't. And if you do, the truth of what really happened is soo coated in bullshit that you could say you got abducted by aliens from the planet "You-lying-sac-of-shit" and it'd sound as believeable as this.
Whooop, I'm done. Now a girl is over who is quite attractive, so when you are reading this post, I'll be getting some pussy while watching the movie "Lord of War." Peace out bitch ass.
