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Marker Binding's partners with elmers glue

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Flynn
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-Boulder Colorado
-Jan 10, 2005 9:41 am

-Marker announces partnership with Elmers

--Marker bindings has announced a partnership with Elmers that over the next 7 years will cost Marker over 700,000 dollars. This is an effort by marker to increase innovation beyond spring technology that is used in current ski bindings. A spokesman for marker says , "We are pleased to have Elmers on board with us for the next 7 years, and are looking forward to advancing our product beyond what it is now". This partnership is welcome by Elmers who has been experiencing a slow quarter, with losses in the millions. An offical press release will be made Monday Janruary 16.



You heard it here first people, marker is fixing their prerelease problems with glue....way to go marker.
Jan 11 2006 12:18AM
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IHOP
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Wow, if this is for real then thats just super wack. I'm a little curious as to what their gonna do with the glue though....
Jan 11 2006 12:21AM
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eheath
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Bahahaha if this is true, omg i cant even think if this was true.
Jan 11 2006 12:28AM
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Kev
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"We are no longer going to use pins in our bindings, we are going to glue your boots to the skis with elmers white glue"

Just sticky enough to only come off when it needs too.
Jan 11 2006 12:33AM
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grubix2
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haha Flynn, are you a Business major?
Jan 11 2006 1:59AM
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skier_boy26
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bahaha thats some good shit
Jan 11 2006 4:31AM
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Flynn
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I will neither confirm nor deny the validity of the marker-elemers partnership, but yes i am a business major.
Jan 11 2006 9:48AM
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Triple_Strum
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buahaha, I thought it was a joke
Jan 11 2006 11:37AM
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Lineskier-101
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That sounds kind of funky.
Jan 11 2006 11:44AM
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Flynn
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It was a joke.
Jan 11 2006 12:28PM
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grubix2
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damn I'm good haha
Jan 11 2006 3:12PM
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