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Almost wrecked a kid tonight
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ya, i hit a jump in the park and landed on the back of some kids' ski's... he was standing on the landing of a jump, i was about to hit him but he moved out of the way, i just missed his body and ran over the back of his ski's... fuck man, i hope that none of you people chill on the landings of jumps because i almost got messed up tonight
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there were 2 snowboarders sitting on the landing of 1 of our tables, so we naturally tried to c how close to landing on them as we could
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it's truly amazing how ignorant people can be. like, little girls that ski up to the knuckle... and debate going down the landing because "its so scary, and steep". i'm scared of the Joeys/Janets in the park.
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i was heading right for this him though...i was about to hit him but he got out of the way jussttt in time.... sketchy shit
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That was me! And my skis are fucked up now asshole.
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i smoked like a 5 yr old kid on the landing of a hip last winter...i felt pretty bad, he had snow down his back...what a terrible fate
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I've landed on a kids board once. That freaked me out
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This happens so much at Fortune. THe little racer douchebags and bladers just sit on the knuckles. THey like, HANG OUT on the tables and shit. One night we had a competition to see how many we could yell at. Among the 5 of us, we all got at least 10 or so. It's ridiculous. THey also cut up the jumps onto rails, and fill in the gaps to make alot of stuff ride-on.
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my favorite is when, skiers and boarders, they roll up on the knuckle of a jump, and i go over and tell them they can't stand there and they proceed to swear up a storm at me and threaten bodily harm to me. re-tard-ed people. get a clue.
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so many people do that at my mountian. Ladt year one of the kids landed on this other kids back. They both got owned.
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some kid didnt spot his landing and hucked a 10 foot cliff with a "steezy" 1 but ended up cliping my head mid rotation. thats the only time i felt like fighting a kid on the mountain.
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pshh who doesnt fight on a mountain, it adds drama
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who the hell stays in the landings?!
i mean, if he fell, it probably was your falt for not chacking if anyone was in the landing, but i hate people thta do that
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where was that b/c that happens to me so MUCh
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why are their always dumbass's in the park no matter where you go they always seem to show up
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yeah i clipped a kid in the head who was chillin in the landing once. somehow he was fine and i summersaulted over him tearing my shoulder when I hit the ground. thats why I completely back hills that require a park pass, filters out all the kids who were gonna go in there just to look and not hit anything.
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out of the 7 people that ski only 3 of us freeski so all my other skiing friends go off the jumps with us and when the fall they just chill on the landing and then bitch when they almost get destroyed
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yea jiminy's final hit last year i gapped a family of 4 because i didnt see them all chillin on the deck, thank god you need a park pass this year
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i have respect for people that bail from trying to bust a move... what i have no respect for is the bastards that just stand in the middle of the landing just to look "cool"
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one time i almost hit a hurt skier at the bottom of a jump and her dad started to chase after me. i cut into a glade and got the fuck out of there
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theres almost always snowboarders sitting in it to 'see there mad air' bastards
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today i did a zero shifty, and when i kinda tweaked the skis out to the side i see two skis in the landing and i was heading straight towards one of them, i just spread my legs like hell to the side and just about made it. as i got to myself a saw a little kid laughing or something at me, and it was his skis. it actualy was kinda fun. since nothing bad happened.
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one time i almost landed on this lil kid, whos had set up a deck chair on the landin of this table top, so i walked back up n poured him off his deckchair and kicked his lilly white ass
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that stuff really grinds my gears!
I mean I get so pissed when people stand on jumps, or when they just pie down jumps. First off its not only dangerous for them, but for whoever is hitting the jumps. I mean how bad would it suck to end up paralyzing someone or killing them, and really messing yourself up for something that shouldn't happen. Seconly I've had this happen a few times and it scares the living hell out of you when you almost hit someone. I wish that people would get a clue and figure that I'm not yelling at them to be a punk, but i'm yelling at them to make things safter for everyone, including themselfs!
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at killington some kid cut me off right as i was goin into a jump he of course got 0.0 air so i jumped over him
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yeah but its not like theres a age or skill limit to get the pass..all you need to do it watch a dumbass safty movie which everybody is allowed to do..i dont really get the point of it cause theres still little fuckers in the way ..i was just there saturday and kids were all over
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some weiner ran over my fujas when we were hiking this rail, he was snowplowing switch and couldnt look behind him cuz he sucked so i jumped out of the way and dropped my ski which now has a massive gash is the topsheet
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i've been yelled at before becuase some little girl went into the halfpipe, skied right past my friend who was trying to stop her so I wouldn't land on her and went right under me. I could have killed her and her douchebag mom. They got patrol and said I was skiing out of control. It was in park past 2 oranges fences 4 signs saying get terrain park ahead and in a half pipe where little kids should not be. pisses me off
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son of a bitch, well then ill still have to be on the lookout for retards
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some days ago, some stupid gay ass dude came skiing in the landing just as i took off the lip of the jump. i had already started my 180, and started to panic, and finally crashed on my back. i almost got a commotion because my head slammed on the ground (i had a helmet), and my back still hurts like shit when i turn my torso.
I deeply hate peeps who ski on the middle of landings, as if it was a nice little slope to bring ur kids on! Every hill should have something like mont st-sauveur, with a park pass and stuff like that
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they should station a ski patrol at the entrance or something like a bouncer. tha would keep the little kids/rentees out of the park
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he threatened me with pulling my pass until i told my side of the story. he said the women told him i was out of control and didn't stop when she went in front of me.
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they should definatly have bouncers at the entrance to the park. Not that big of a problem at my mountain tho. sometimes ski school goes thru there and roll over the tops of jumps. But that's about it
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some girl almost died cus she didn't know how to stop and went through park and launched 50+ ft off the corner of a quarter pipe. they should deff have bouncers
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too bad we dont all have parks.
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my cousin went straight through the pipe (no up the walls etc) shee was 3 at the time and at the bottom of the pipe there was a 20 foot table, she scrashed with amazing speed for some girl who must have been 40 pounds 10 feet before the tabble. if she went off, oh crap i would have been at a family funeral. they shouldn't alow kids that small into the park they obviosly don't know what they are doing
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