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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
today, when i was at the ski hill i went into the bathroom to take a piss so I put my gloves onto the sink counter, went to the urinal and started pissing...then , out of nowhere ,some punk ass kid looked at me, ran to the counter, snatched my gloves then ran away....who the fuck steals gloves, honestly, like what the hell.
Jan 6 2006 11:34PM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
u shouldve piss'd on him and got ur gloves back
Jan 6 2006 11:37PM
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Vicious
Posts: 3862 - Karma: 140
That's ridiculous.
Jan 6 2006 11:37PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
i should've, but i couldn't believe it... honestly, i was staring at the counter thinking, did that kid just steal my gloves?? there's no way...
Jan 6 2006 11:39PM
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ISkiSwitch
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fuckin right. I went to take a piss, and when I came back my gloves were gone, thats a bitch move right there.
Jan 6 2006 11:40PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i would have chased after with my shit hanging out of my pants... that woulda scared him
Jan 6 2006 11:41PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
why didnt you beat the shit outta him and then finish pissing all over his face
Jan 7 2006 12:16AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
i would have pee'd on tha mothafucka
Jan 7 2006 12:17AM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
dude thast way fucked up right there, were thay nice gloves?

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
Jan 7 2006 12:30AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
probably the same kind of person who throws a shoe
Jan 7 2006 12:38AM
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Ericpbp
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pop a cap in his ass
Jan 7 2006 12:39AM
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SSBS
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worrrd
Jan 7 2006 12:43AM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
I wouldof chased that kid down and went crazy on him. If someone ever stole my shit i would go into thrasher mode.
Jan 7 2006 1:07AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
What a little fuck, should of pissed on him.
Jan 7 2006 1:08AM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
they were rip off auclairs, 40-50$... the bitch is that they were 2 days old and now i'm back to my old smelly gloves.
Jan 8 2006 12:29AM
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St.Steezy
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last year my mom went into the washroom and when she was washing her hands she placed her glasses on the counter. Turned around to dry her hands. When she turned back around her glasses were gone. Somebody jacked her 300 dollar prescription glasses. And it's not like anybody else can use them.
Jan 8 2006 2:09AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
ha o man.. that really sucks, you should have ran after him
Jan 8 2006 11:07AM
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Leckett
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what a faggot. you shoulda chased him down and slapped the dog shit out of him
Jan 8 2006 11:21AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
yea why didn't you finish up real quick and go nail his ass
Jan 8 2006 11:25AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i would've dove at him from the urinal with my dong hanging out and everything, i'd then proceed to punch him in the throat, point at him, and say "you just been owned"
Jan 8 2006 12:53PM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
yeah who throws a shoe. honestly. i mean that could really hurt
Jan 8 2006 12:59PM
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Leckett
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what about the kind of person who would throw a ski boot?
Jan 8 2006 1:01PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
hahah all this shoe talk reminds me of a great story that happend to a friend of mine.

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one day my buddy is coming home from work, as he's getting on the next bus to continue his journey home. He comes to realise that his bag's zipper had been left entirely open. Only as he's paying his bus fare quickly does he discover that just one of his shinny polished black work shoes was missing, he then says "oh shit, lemme go grab my shoe!" (he can spot it on the ground where it had fallen out of his bag) right then just as he steps off the bus to run over to the corner where his shoe was at, he see's a man pick up his one work shoe and run off with it, and he just stood there in disbelief that someone had just stole one shoe off the ground, the bus driver says "uhhh yep someone just took off with your shoe."

then he came home to tell me this exact story and it made my day.
but honestly who the fuck steals a shoe!?
Jan 8 2006 2:40PM
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Mattman
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you should have tried to piss on him
Jan 8 2006 2:42PM
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