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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
i was watching tv and i didnt realize i left porn on my computer screen paused when my grandma brought me dinner and left it right infront of my computer screen like 2 minutes ago. i dont know if she knows or not because she usually doesnt tell me these things for weeks to come when i get punished or not. what should i do (im 16)
Dec 28 2005 8:23PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
lol who cares.
Dec 28 2005 8:24PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
haha
Dec 28 2005 8:25PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
hahahahahahhahahahahaha! busted! or not. just tell her you have needs......that'll stop her from asking too many questions
Dec 28 2005 8:25PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
just play dumb
Dec 28 2005 8:27PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Porn isn't even that bad...at least you aren't a heroine addict.
Dec 28 2005 8:28PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
erase the evidence... hide your lube
Dec 28 2005 8:28PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
finish jacking off... on her new BLOUSE!!!
Dec 28 2005 8:29PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
filth
Dec 28 2005 8:30PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
hahahahahahahaha

tell her it popped up and you dind't know it was there.
Dec 28 2005 8:30PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Tell her it's not porn, just a pic of your girlfriend.
Dec 28 2005 8:32PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Your a fucking loser.
Dec 28 2005 8:33PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
a man's gotta get it out somehow... maybe he's ugly or disabled give him a break
Dec 28 2005 8:34PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
a pic of my girlfriend getting it in the ass from a huge black cock?
Dec 28 2005 8:35PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
play it off like you didnt know it happened. chances are she didnt even see it
Dec 28 2005 8:35PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Yes
Dec 28 2005 8:35PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
ya just be like these afro-american kids gang banged my girlfriend and thought it would be funny to send the video to my computer :(
Dec 28 2005 8:58PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
tell her its popups because you got a virus when u downloaded music...

popup excuse she wont know
Dec 28 2005 9:03PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
ya well today when i was bombing my final run switch i was alternating over my other shoulder so i lost some vision for a second and smoked this snowboarder that was sitting in the middle of the trail in the back of the head with my pole... i just kinda said sorry reverted and booked
Dec 28 2005 9:03PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
^ sweet, no one cares
Dec 28 2005 9:04PM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
wow dude ur too uptight about little things. like who gives a shit shes not gonna like moleste u or anything, will she?
Dec 28 2005 9:06PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
haha dude big cocks are bad it makes u sound gay dumbass
Dec 28 2005 9:09PM
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skier_bum
Posts: 395 - Karma: 17
That was useful, i think it really helped this kid sort out his life....

Like I do...deny everything
Dec 28 2005 9:12PM
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kickerlicker
Posts: 820 - Karma: 11
Why you telling us you sick freak
Dec 28 2005 9:15PM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
theres what you should do: tell her you started doing crack, you like it and your planning on being addicted for the next few years, youll see, shell forget all about the porn thing.
Dec 28 2005 9:17PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
no but im kinda fucked to cuz i dunno if i just wacked her with the pole or stabbed her with the point...
Dec 28 2005 9:18PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ya thats deffinately a plus
Dec 28 2005 9:22PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
but they dont know who you are so who gives a fuck, now back to my problem
Dec 28 2005 9:27PM
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sKILOve07
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haha thats the best way to go
Dec 28 2005 9:28PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
yeah, id definitly be like, iv been gettin all these weird popups lately, i think the comps got a virus
Dec 28 2005 10:04PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
just tell her its not yours so it must be gramps
Dec 28 2005 10:11PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
umm well r mountain isnt to big.. im the only kid that ive seen with a white helmet and checkered anons and i work there and most of the supervisors know what gear i have so she could royally screw me over
Dec 28 2005 10:40PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
we have a winner!
Dec 28 2005 10:40PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
just be all stealth and be like. It's power rangers.
Dec 28 2005 10:40PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
nothing is fucked here
Dec 28 2005 10:43PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
maybe she doesn't know alot about computers, if so tell her that it's some kind of virus your computer got or something?
Dec 28 2005 10:43PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
you got caught by your grandma
Dec 28 2005 10:44PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
just say "at least im not gay"
Dec 28 2005 10:45PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
yes but there was a guy and a girl so he could be bi or something
Dec 28 2005 10:47PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
your not allowed to quote the BL! nobody but zucker and me damnit!
Dec 28 2005 10:48PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
hahahahah I remember that from X or 1242
Dec 28 2005 10:49PM
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k_Boss957
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same shit happened to me except not my grandma my mom and i just said they were popups
Dec 28 2005 10:49PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Just tell her its a computer virus and your trying to get rid of it, but it keeps popping up on the screen
I'm sure your Grandma will undertand, since shes had sex before
Dec 28 2005 10:51PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
she prob get off onit, so forget it and relax will ya...
Dec 28 2005 11:00PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
plead the fifth
Dec 28 2005 11:11PM
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powpow1080
Posts: 882 - Karma: 16
forget about it...mayb say it was a virus ?
Dec 29 2005 12:06AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
wasn't it embarrassing for one person to catch you with porn, now you need to share it all with us...
Dec 29 2005 12:16AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
it doesnt matter, if she found out, she would just say well i hate to see youre growing up
Dec 29 2005 12:19AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,342
HAHAHA OMG PORN?!?! dude shut the fuck up, just shut up.
Dec 29 2005 12:24AM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
wow dude thats uhh...powerful stuff.
Dec 29 2005 2:26PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
its not as bad as your mom finding put youve been uing her vibrator
Dec 29 2005 2:30PM
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