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Fuck little kids who dont know how to ski....
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so heres the story: i woke up this morin an decided it would be a good day to ski, so i went to the bank got 40 dollars an headed up to the slopes, i get there spend 35 on a ticket and then go ski. Well after a few runs in the park i decided to go hit up some bigger slopes, well they had just blown snow and there were huge mounds, well i wasd headed down the slope goin pretty quick and then went over a mound and i couldnt see on the other side of it...So right as i landed on the backside of the mound a little fuckin 8 year old cuts right in front of me, i cut to the left as hard as i could but didnt quite make it, i nailed the little kid, it threw striaght out of my binding and caused to damn front flip in the air and slide down the slope another 25 feet, right when i stood up i didnt know what the hell happened, then this little kids dad starts cussin me out an shit, i got all pissed off and started yellin back an almost hit the old fuck. Well just about that time the ski patrol came checked the kid out and got my name and all that stuff and then wrote up a fuckin report!! and then right before they take the little kid down the slope the dad trys to tell me im responsible for all this and that im gonna have to pay for all his medical bills, i got pissed and told him to fuck off, then the ski patrol told me to go down so they could take care of everything at the bottom of the mountian, well turns out all the ski patrol were on my side cause they all knew me and backed my story up all the way and so i didnt get any trouble, i did however end up with a broken thumb a bent joystick pole and a huge as fuckin gash takin out of my new salomon foils which really pissed me the fuck off, but that dumbass kid who cut me off got a broken collarbone so i didnt feel to bad about my shit then, but damn it was a waste of a 35 dollar ticket and fucked alot of shit up.....so moral of story little kids need to learn how to ski on slopes that they can ski!!!!! and also learn to whach whast going on around them at all times......
FUCK!
***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
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The best way to teach people not to hang out in the middle of a run or to doddle on the blind side of something, is to spray the shit out of them with snow by stopping like 3 feet from them.
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yeah, i ski at grouse, and i just do the Cut,(the main run) for a little warm up, but im not going to anymore cause little kids, and people who cant ski or snowboard always fucking run over my skis, and i get pissed off at them
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wow thats sad...... your foils are ruined
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YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH. HE WAS AHEAD OF YOU AND - MEANING HES GOT THE RIGHT OF WAY? YOUR A DUMBASS. GETTING PISSED OF AT INOCENT LITTLE KIDS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE A HOTSHOT AND CAN HALL BALLS. real cool man
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yeah little kids cutting in front of you when your bombing down the mountain is wicke annoying.
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if i was you, i would put my skis back on and ski away as fast as i can
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give the kid a break who cares that he cut you off!!!!
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I might would have believed you if you have had an different Icon
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I was skiing with a group of snowboarders and some skiers that I usually ski with, and we were crossing over this crossover, it was a real cross over, you know, like the ones at killington, and were crossing over this and this little skiing kid like 10 years old runs right over my friends snowboard and makes him fall. And the kids mother right behind him says "It's ok honey we have the right of way" and then the snowboarder who has a bit of a temper starts swearing at the lady as she skis off. it was so funny ahahaaha.
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he was on the backside of a roller where he COULDNT SEE HIM. same thing as a landing.
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no, a jump has a designated landing, and people know not to stop on those. this was just a trail, with mounds from the snowguns, or natural. It was ok for the little kid to be there, and an asshole move for this kid to run into him. the dad had the right to bitch him out
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Isn't it like part of the ski code or soemthing not to stop in places where uphill skiiers can't see you? The kid was in a dangerous spot, it's his damn fault he got hit.
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i dunno whos side to go on... i guess ill go on yours
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Its not the kids fault, he shouldnt have to be worried about somebody coming too fast over a "mound", sorry buddy but scout your landings and ski in control.
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maybe you should've gotten the dad to pay for the ptex job on your foils.
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dude he's 8. he's learning how to ski, if i hit your son you'd be upset too
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thats like when you go really fast to hit a booter and a bunch of little kids are with there family taking photo shots on the tabletops and when you almost kill a kid because he cut in front of you and the parents starts to yell at you...damnit my parents werent bringning me in the snowpark when i was 5 it annoys me so much
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im not saying youre at fault, but wouldnt it be strange if he wasnt mad that his kid just broke his collarbone?
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yea, at my hill theres all kinds of little kids who roll over the takeoffs for rails and shit, making them utterly flat and useless.
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you like to fuck little kids who dont know how to ski??? ewwwwwww
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haha. i like how you are pissed cuz you bent your stupid pole. if you are gonna spend that much on a pole buy it from a real company instead of being "cool" and "core".
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he was little. he didnt know what he was doing.
the thing that does make me mad however is when parents allow there kids to snowplow up and down the walls of the pipe cutting everyone off in there way
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haha yeah i know exactly what you mean.
i also hate parents who dont keep a close eye on their kids when they are on the mountains. i almost had the same thing happen to me with a little kid snowboarder but i wasnt going to fast so they were lucky.
one time a kid was laying on the slope cuz he got hurt real bad and he didnt even know where his dad was, i had to wait for like 10 mins. i was like holy crap. i asked the kid how old he was and he was like 7! AHH!
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I almost got NAILED by an out of control skier today, guy was bigger than me hauling ASS I was just relaxing making short turns and this fucker... I didnt bother chasing him right away and he got away in the lift line but if he hit me, it woulda been lights out, me leaving on a sled, fucken people...
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