yeah im goin to hell for those, making fun of blacks, christians, retarded people. who am i forgetting?
ahhh sexists jokes.
whats the extra skin hangin off a vagina called?
theres a man driving a motorcycle and he runs into a woman. whos fault is it?
the mans, he shouldnt be driving his mototcycle in the kitchen.
how do u turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
give the bitch a shovel.
why was the blonde's bellybutton so sore?
her boyfriend was blonde too!
whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
the washing machine doesnt follow you around after you put a load in it!
how many womens rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they cant change anything!
how many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, 1 to do it and the other 4 to say 'nice turns'
what do u call a single snowboarder?
haha well ive covered alot of groups of people. its really improntant that we hate on evryone equally, so no one feels left out. like monkeys
how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
3, 1 dirty stinkin ape to change the lightbulb and 2 dirty srinkin apes to throw feces at eachother
and the grande finale...
if your floating down the river in a cement canoe and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
NONE! PANCAKES DONT HAVE BONES!!
(i forget who to credit for that one)
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