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thepipegod
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
What are some reasons stupid tourists shot be shot four times in the arm on a tuesday?
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Dec 31 2002 8:32PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
They don't spell right.

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Jan 1 2003 12:17AM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
i have no idea what you are asking



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Jan 1 2003 1:12AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
i think the answer your looking for can be summed up in one word... Brown.
Jan 1 2003 1:18AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
i think the answer your looking for can be summed up in one word... Brown.
Jan 1 2003 1:18AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
what takewarnix what does brown have to do with anything, are you a stupid fucker or osmethin cause i dont give as shit waht your saying anf if you think your making sense you dont, so shutup
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Jan 1 2003 3:18AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
what are you talking about?

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Jan 1 2003 1:39PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
riiiight

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Jan 1 2003 5:47PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
Yet another post where none of the replies makes sence...
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Jan 1 2003 5:50PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
mah spoon is too big
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Jan 1 2003 6:52PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i saw a tourist break his back on a press box on tuesday, i dont know how he managed that one either, he had a siezure and shit, but a reason for them to get shot is they always step on my tips and they cant get on a lift, and they also cant do the math to figure out how many ppl they have in their group and how many ppl fit on a chair
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Jan 2 2003 2:57AM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
I enjoy it when tourists use the jump up to a rail as a jump and tear up one side so is messes you up when you jump on the rail and the tourists laugh at you and you dont have any excuse because you should have slid the rail even if the jump was bad.

Hows is that for a rambling sentance??
Jan 3 2003 2:01PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i like hitting the fag tourist snowboarders with my poles and skiing away before they can catch up to me

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Jan 3 2003 3:17PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
ph and i also hate the dumbasses that take their kids on all the blacks and shit and they all suck and go down so slowly weaving across the trail and fucking up the moguls and just being in your way, thats really annoying when you are going fast and a buncha shitty people are swerving across the trail
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Jan 3 2003 6:54PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
some fool ran directly over the front of my skis at the canyons the other day. i could not beleive it.





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Jan 3 2003 8:15PM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
I hate when yer trying to pass them and they keep swerving right in front of u. I hate when yer goin' really fast and they just stop right in front of u. this one kid fell right in the middle of a table, he wasn't hurt but he just layed there, so I jumped over him and he screamedm, funniest thing ever. and also this one guy was skiing with his kid between his legs and he tripped and fell on his kid and knocked some one else over. hahahhaahahah
yay 4 skiing
Jan 3 2003 10:17PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
i was talking to josh bryant and some lady came into the hotel he works at in breck and asked if the water was safe to drink.

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Jan 3 2003 11:48PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
that is great.-rustic Breckinredg (sp?) with it's well water.
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Jan 4 2003 1:16AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
brown!!!!!!!!!
Jan 4 2003 12:09PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
yah some dude at frost last tuesday or monday or somethin.....wearing a packers jacket(unzipped), jeans, rental rear entry boots and skis, and miami hat on.....was in the park all day. he kept hittin this like 10 kicker/table and flailing his arms and looking like unbelievle shit. he got to the bottom and tryied to talk to me and 2 guys from my crew. he made fun of him so bad...it was good. so we were right behind him when he went to get on the lift, so right when he pushed to get on the chair, we took our poles and blew is feet right out of his skis and he fell flat on his face, only to sit up and get cracked by the chair. i kinda felt bad.....but people like that piss me off so much i wanna start shooting. the lift dude saw us and cut our tickets. its ok there was a hour left of skiing. i think i deserve a gold star on my forehead.
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Jan 4 2003 12:10PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
wow, good job west!!! way to make somone who, because they arn't 'cool', feel like shit. because he wasn't any good and wasn't wearing cool clothes you think you have the right to treat him like that? hell no. its people like you and your friend that I don't like on the slopes. thinking they are hot shit, and better than everyone else. not something I'd be proud of man.
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Jan 4 2003 4:56PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
I can understand someone looking like shit...everyone was at that stage; we all had to learn. But def when they try to look like hot shit and they're just stupid--that's excuse to make fun of them. other than that, you're stupid, help the kid out...maybe he just wanted to learn some stuff from you guys.
as for tourists. yea fpr the most part, they annoy the shit out of me (mostly cause they are so stupid), but at the same time some of them are awesome. I love meeting new people from all over the world up the lift and such. It kicks. and shooting people is bad, Teusday?? wtf. what the hell were you thinking when you wrote this?
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Jan 4 2003 5:25PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
west, i dunno what would make you wanna do that to some kid who sucks in the park, unless he mouthed off to you or something, but that just fucking stupid what you did... if he did however say some shit to you ignore what i said
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Jan 4 2003 8:35PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
hehe it's also fun to fuck with people and tell them you're from somewhere warm and that you've never skied before. when you're sitting next to a tourist on the lift, tell them that you always fall to the right or left (depending on which side of you they're sitting on) when you get off the lift.

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Jan 4 2003 10:16PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
and what tourists aren't stupid?
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Mar 23 2003 6:00PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
holy fuck, was was he asking? man...why should they be shot 4 times in the arm on tuesday? what??

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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.
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Mar 23 2003 6:13PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
i only make fun of racers.... ha ha. when me n the jibbing crew (like 12 other people) were doing the moguls, the racers followoed us, and then fallowed us back to the park. one said AND I QOUTE 'I like Dick, how about you?' other people can bac ck me up on this too.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.
Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
Mar 23 2003 7:48PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
i hate those like 14 year old bitched who ride on twintips who go with they families to a mountain like whistler and get rides in fucking limos. those guys are bastards to me.
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Mar 23 2003 10:52PM
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SUpilot
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blindblind...think maybe they were joking?
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Mar 24 2003 1:11PM
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