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Heres 50 funny things to do on an elevator.

# Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
# Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
# Sell Girl Scout cookies.
# On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
# Shave.
# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
# Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
# Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
# One word: Flatulence!
# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
# Do Tai Chi exercises.
# Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
# Give religious tracts to each passenger.
# Meow occasionally.
# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
# Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
# Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
# Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
# Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
# Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
# Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
# Leave a box between the doors.
# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
# Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
# Start a sing-along.
# When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
# Play the harmonica.
# Shadow box.
# Say "Ding!" at each floor.
# Lean against the button panel.
# Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
# Bring a chair along.
# Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
# Blow spit bubbles.
# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
# Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
# Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
# Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
# Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
# If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"