Big Confession To Make

This confession is not about how I cheated on my girlfriend or how I made out with my cousin.This one is about newschoolers.com. Here I am, the Grand Master of the largest cult of newschoolers, The Ari Lathrop Cult.You may have been lead to believe that gaining all the 1600 members in the cult was some sort of hard working achievement. Well it wasn't hard work or an achievement because the cult is a fake. There isn't 1600 members or 1500 members or 1200 or 1000. We haven't reached 800 members yet and I think we are actually around the low 700's. Yes the cult only has below 700 members in it. There is some reasoning behind this. Me and my friend (eastskater180) decided one day when the TOILET Cult was the largest cult, that that needed to be changed. It was a disgrace to have the largest cult on newschoolers.com be devoted to shit, toilets, and anything of that nature (you guys all remember TOILET). Well we decided we were going to make a larger cult then TOILET so we added members and added members and we finally reached 600. This wasn't enough to beat the TOILET cult, and people kept getting pissed when they got invitations to the cult. So one day my friend finds out a glitch. Everytime you added a member then clicked the 'Back' button and added a member with no username the 'Members' number went up one. So upon seeing this for the first time he called me up and it seemed all of our problems were solved, in one week we gained 500+ members. Soon another cult came along the D Brees 101 cult, claiming they could make their cult larger then ours. So we sat back and watched as the cult grew and grew and as soon as they started gaining on us ( back when we had 600-700 members) we just went and did our trick. In one night we could add 100-200 members. The cult (named after a Jewish kid in our school) had reached over 1000 but every once and a while we would get bored and add more members. In conclusion, The Ari Lathrop cult is not the largest cult on this website and yes we are just lazy Americans, but I want to congratulate D Brees 101 Cult...the largest cult on Newschoolers.
-Pat