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Last call for the History

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ESB
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This is the last call for any info you think needs to go into the third and final volume of Newschoolers.com History. Strange forum occurences, new site features, alien sightings, violence and debauchery, and quotes are all encouraged and accepted. Space reserved for members with 2000+ posts. Release date... uh, some time in early January. The third quote volume is being released too, so feel free to pitch in with that.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 26 2002 1:15PM
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EastCoastPride
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'Ghetto is not having enough money to feed your family, not a piece of metal.' - Pat (googoo271)










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 26 2002 1:59PM
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EastCoastPride
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Nevermind, I don't have enough posts. Excuuuuuuuse me.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 26 2002 2:00PM
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ESB
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I'll lower the bar, just because your icon is damn sexy.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 26 2002 6:11PM
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skodeo7
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Hahaha how bout the good ole days when me and Stevie convinced harvey I was a chick. I have still have the article. My mom found it and was pretty confused/distrubed, it was gold.
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i like blink 182 there hardkore'
Dec 26 2002 8:01PM
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Sean14456
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they one day me and john(lineweapon) just spontanously started being oakley bitches till most of NS caught on, and then now we see the oakley hate coming forward.
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mCm 2002-2003. Mt creek will see the future.
Dec 26 2002 8:35PM
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EastCoastPride
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I still love oakley. Pictures soon Sean!!!










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 26 2002 8:36PM
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rebel
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The final volume??? Say it ain't so!
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Dec 27 2002 3:07AM
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yeti
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volume 4: A bunch of bitches came...the end.

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Dec 27 2002 3:57AM
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jibs
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lol, that's exactly it. whiny bitches who have made 200 posts and suddenly think that this place has gone to shit. The little fuckers don't even know how this place used to be.

Anyways...harvey should make a link in the 'about NS' section to all the volumes of the 'history of NS' articles.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

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Dec 27 2002 4:28AM
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Lanemeyers
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NS Radio
Pikachu
Armada B.S.
Blue Party???
Harvey being arrested, then broken out of the clink by the Silent Army...


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
Dec 27 2002 9:40AM
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SkierX
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I better make it into this god-damned history/quotes thing or else I'll be one pissed off yard-gnome and you'll all wish you hadn't invented porcelin...
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Dec 27 2002 3:15PM
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Sean14456
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pats(googoo721) quote about ghetto ness is classic, i definatly want to see it in there
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mCm 2002-2003. Mt creek will see the future.
Dec 27 2002 9:50PM
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C.Royce
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Sean14456 (2812 posts): shuold have turned around and screamed 'IM NOT GONNA STEAL ANYTHING, YOU CAN GO HELP CUSTOMERS BITCH!'
k2skeepimp (1774 posts): and as soon as she turns away you grab some skis and run out of the store screaming like a retard
Dec 27 2002 10:34PM
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C.Royce
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i don't have nearly enough posts but Sean14456 does :)
Dec 27 2002 10:36PM
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Sean14456
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good find tahoerider, that was a good thread
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mCm 2002-2003. Mt creek will see the future.
Dec 28 2002 12:51AM
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C.Royce
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yeah it was so funny...that was my thread :)
Dec 28 2002 1:27AM
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ESB
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haha just so ya'll know, I was kidding about that post requirement.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 28 2002 2:42AM
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EastCoastPride
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Ethan, sarcasm doesn't work online, you know that.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 28 2002 10:50AM
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Lord_Piot
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i dont have 2000 posts but ive had some nice quotes choose to include them at your lesiure.

from last night

'o0o0 Bubble wrap fucken a i have something to do now'

then there is the skipimp_ quote a classic
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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Dec 28 2002 4:03PM
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Melvs
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someone needs to write up the complete history of the Online_Alien, so that everytime we bring it up, people will know what it's all about. Preferbly jeffy or schwags, since they were the ones who came up with the story..(i think it was them)
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Dec 28 2002 5:11PM
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coz
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..something in regards to how we're never going to agree on the defining political movement of the site. also, how in any intelligent discussion we have, some sucker has to ruin it by telling somebody to 'shut their fucking face'.. or something to that effect.
Dec 28 2002 6:22PM
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Melvs
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shut the fuck up sweetcoz.. no one likes you... ;)
-Pat
Dec 29 2002 10:46AM
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coz
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it's a good thing u added a wink to the end of that, otherwise there would have been a barage of sarcastic and attempted witty remarks. hooray for the notation of sarcasm through use of ascii thingers
Dec 29 2002 1:12PM
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Melvs
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just for the hell of it... I love you.
-Pat
Dec 30 2002 5:01PM
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stephen_beast
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i have not reached the 2000 post plateau but longevity has to count for something, but be sure to in clude that I AM THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO AND FIRST TO GET A SHOUT OUT! thanks



THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO
Dec 30 2002 6:41PM
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cj
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hte 100+ posts about tanners gorilla style




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You, you got what i need, but you say he just a friend and you say he just a friend. Ohh babby you got what i need, but you say he just a friend, but you say he just a friend - Biz
Dec 31 2002 2:49AM
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Lanemeyers
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How about the time I slept with every girl on the site to raise money for Harveys server costs? That was pretty important!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
Dec 31 2002 10:01AM
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teneighty_skier22
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I'm a 10,000+ member, but we gotta give mention of the Olsen twins kidnapping...
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::Viva La Ressistance::
Dec 31 2002 11:03AM
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Melvs
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possibly the failed revival of most beautiful jibber thread.
-Pat
Dec 31 2002 1:39PM
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$1080PLP$
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sorry to say Lanemeyers but i know you missed one thats because i was sleeping with her hahaha

also i'm fucking lost what is this vol. thing this is the first time i have heard of it and i have been here a while

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club
Jan 2 2003 12:13AM
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Caden
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the sad fall from the heavens of ns.com when the freeze people tried to take over... the eternal struggle to fight off bitches... phattim and quebec caring less.... along with all the original/semi-original members... all the vids of people sacking themselves... the ns party at blue.... additions of quick chat to reduce many pointless topics...


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Jan 2 2003 1:45AM
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PhattTim
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What about the time that me and Pebbles were going to get married, that was cool. But yeah, that didn't work out, something about me hitting on Angelica or something, can't remember, or was it Jayesh, or maybe Stevie, dunno. hmmmm. Screwed that one up, ha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 2 2003 5:16AM
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Newskoolkavana
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maybe some of the more funnier parts of the mad libs thread if you could find some... or just a mention of the mad libs thread.

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
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Jan 2 2003 5:53PM
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SkierX
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Tim, that was Kami who hiton Angelica... I just hated on angelica...
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Jan 3 2003 2:57PM
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$1080PLP$
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talk about all the threads about how every one was hatting on people and getting anoyed and it was all linked back to no snow... also don't forget that the erich's penis fan club is taking over ns so you better put in a good word for us

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*President of the erich's penis fan club
Jan 3 2003 6:48PM
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ESB
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Yeah, I hit on Anjelica pretty hard... hmmm, she doesn't live so far away now! And Tim, I thought HARVEY was going to get married to pebbles... no?

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Jan 4 2003 12:31AM
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$1080PLP$
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look there is a invisible member on!!!!

Online

$1080PLP$*


.:[Tyler]:.

*President of the erich's penis fan club
Jan 4 2003 5:29AM
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Don't get to nostalgic dudes....it makes me cry that I didn't join sooner.
¨°°°¦ Taste death, live lifE ¦°°°¨


Jan 4 2003 10:02AM
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EastCoastPride
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Copycat... You will never be as cool as Ethan. Unless you write volume 4.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Jan 4 2003 3:41PM
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kamikaze_nl
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HEY !!! I'm a donator to !! A orgasm donor........ only for the woman tough ;)

¨°°°¦ Taste death, live lifE ¦°°°¨
Jan 4 2003 3:46PM
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$1080PLP$
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gay my post didn't work

.:[Tyler]:.

*President of the erich's penis fan club
Jan 5 2003 1:11AM
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LifeJacket
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Remember when RawPunk came out and said he started SMOKING WEED then he asked for everones props and after that, he never really got back online...


'I'm still Ugly'
Jan 8 2003 1:35PM
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LifeJacket
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This made me laugh too...

LifeJacket
2013 posts

2002-12-31 10:10:54
'I'm still Ugly'

teneighty_ski...
628 posts
Insane
2002-12-31 10:18:25

'He's still ugly'
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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
madd_trixx
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Ridiculous
2002-12-31 22:01:20

'He's still ugly'

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
mogul_racer 'He's still ugly'


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2003-01-01 16:59:19 'he's still ugly'

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
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Ridiculous


2003-01-02 03:43:41 im ugly?
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

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There you have it ... proof than >....


'I'm still Ugly'
Jan 9 2003 12:14AM
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C.Royce
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that was too hard to read i couldn't tell what was what
Jan 9 2003 12:18AM
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EastCoastPride
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Basically, it was everyone confirming what Craig (how do I know his name) typed with his invisible keyboard, which is why his posts never show up.


'He's still ugly'










What has a whale done for you lately?
Jan 9 2003 9:52PM
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Phrosty
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i say alot of stupid stuff.


Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
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Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Jan 9 2003 11:39PM
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caylorswift
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one more, and this a SERIOUS one.. brookes new thread in ski gabber, entitled 'why i am NOT goin to compete any more'. its well written and shows a lot about how much we dont know. i think this should be the intro to the the whole set. later
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Jan 10 2003 3:44AM
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lineskier10
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yeah some crap from the mad libs should be in there cause there are some crazy stories goin on in that thread, and most are mad funny, like the one with jesus skiing then obliterating California

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Jan 10 2003 11:29AM
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EastCoastPride
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I quit that thread, but sometimes I still feel that old-time craving...










What has a whale done for you lately?
Jan 10 2003 7:03PM
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Diabhal
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Random Thread V.2.0
Witchybaby's inane ramblings
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Jan 12 2003 4:09PM
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