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Pulling a Tyler Durden

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Snubluck
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So for those of you that have seen Fight Club (which I am going to assume is practically every single person on NS) I'd like you to recall for a moment the scene in which Tyler Durden splices in porn into a kid's movie...
So here's the deal, my friend and I both work at a local movie theatre as projectionists and have been doing it for quite some time. If you guys ever saw Domino you'll know that Keira Knightly (spelling?) get's fairly naked...you might also be aware that Chicken Little was just recently released.

Basically one night my friend and I cut out 6 frames of Domino's nude scene and spliced it into the middle of Chicken Little, barely traceable by our boss's eyes. Now let the fun begin...

For future reference they don't make 35mm porn so that was a no go...we settled with what we had.
Nov 29 2005 12:30AM
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snowforblood
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Keira Kneightly gets naked in domino!!!?!?!?

I must see that movie
Nov 29 2005 12:32AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
nice, now go jack off into some food ata 5 star resturant
Nov 29 2005 12:33AM
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J.D.
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Wow... that is seriously one of the best things ever.
Nov 29 2005 12:35AM
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Snubluck
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she certainly does.
Nov 29 2005 12:35AM
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^NewYork
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we need some pics, also how old do you have to be to do that any requirements?
Nov 29 2005 12:36AM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
did you spice them sequentially or seperatly in different places?
Nov 29 2005 12:37AM
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Snubluck
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I'm 17 and I've been doing it for almost a year.
Nov 29 2005 12:38AM
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MADr.
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awesome, but untill someone does the smiley face on a building there will be room for improvement.
Nov 29 2005 12:44AM
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AptosFreeskier
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Or you start a nation wide fighting club


Or you blow up a major credit card company builing

Some of the fans take it so far they call each other space monkeys like the from the book.
Nov 29 2005 1:05AM
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ItsPhil
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where do you live, i wanna go watch chicken little and see some titties
Nov 29 2005 1:13AM
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RustyPlanks
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So on other words you cut the Domino film and spliced it into Chicken Little. Two questions what did you do with the the Domino movie since it was now ruined and would have to be put back together? And how did you cut it into Chicken Little did you just cut up Chicken Little too? I'm sorry but I'm going to call BS on this one till you got proof. Peace.
Nov 29 2005 11:07AM
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fredsters_s
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dood 6 frames missing does not ruin the movie. they got glue and shit for putting it back together.
Nov 29 2005 11:19AM
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RustyPlanks
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I'm sorry oh wise one I thought 6 frames would ruin a movie. But no that shit takes a long time to do and fixing film ain't no easy task. I still claim BS till I see proof!!
Nov 29 2005 11:22AM
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back_woods
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how are you going to see proof unless you sneak into the movie theatre and carefully go through the reel?
Nov 29 2005 11:33AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^he could take a picture of the 6 frames.
Nov 29 2005 11:35AM
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d-loc
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domino harvey is HOTTTT
Nov 29 2005 11:48AM
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Snubluck
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You sir, are an idiot. I must say you know absolutely NOTHING about how film actually works. Do you even know what a splicer is or how it is used? 6 frames isn't even half a second for one thing. Second of all splicing is where you cut the film along the end and literally tape it to another frame.
If you weren't already aware of the fact that movies come in upwards of 5 different reels each spanning the length of around 20 minutes, you use the splicer to join all the reels and you set it on a platter which feeds through the film brain. Cutting film does NOT RUIN FILM if you know what fuck you're doing. Domino was not "ruined" as you seem to think it simply is missing about an 8th of a second from the nude scene, hardly ruined.
Also we just got rid of chicken little but my friend kept the frames of domino, they're in his wallet so I could take a picture of those.
Nov 29 2005 4:01PM
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doitbig
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that's sick, props
Nov 29 2005 4:20PM
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STAUSS
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hahha nice man... what did you do to the cream of mushroom soup, thats the real question...
Nov 29 2005 4:45PM
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MarkieR
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thats very cool. stay wild.
Nov 29 2005 4:51PM
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WIfreeskier
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fucking riteous man, good stuff
Nov 29 2005 5:24PM
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