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Strange Phobias?

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CooksCorner
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My friend has an awful fear of balloons. So i decided to fill his dorm room with balloons for when he gets back from thanksgiving break. Anyone else have an unusual phobia?
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Good job on killing your friend you asshole.
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
man that was funny to read

balloons is by far the wierdest one ive ever heard

some of my freinds after driving with me the year i learned developed an unaccountable fear of cars
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freestyler540
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I have a terrible fear of spider webs...
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Scolson
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I get scared when I tie my shoes too tight. And small spaces but that's not real weird.
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
hahaha yeah^^
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Lillero
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
I have awful phobia of bugs. I can't stand them. My mom's friend has phobia of butterflies. She passes out if a butterfly lands on her.
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
pewp is scary
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
phobia of big bushes
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d-loc
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haha dont we all, dont we all love the bald
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah well i fucken hate mustard. that shit cant be near or ill have to leave. i hate it
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
He fuckin freaked out. It was great. I cant wait till he finds the ones we hid. I mean come one, ballons?!? you've got to be fucking kidding me. his best line was "aw for fucks sake i can smell them, my room is going to smell like balloons forever!"
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
hahhaha he could smell the ballons
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
i'm terrified of seals. one summer the water temp in Santa Cruz (where I live'd til i moved to montana to go to school. why did i do that?) was ultra high and the seals were always at Cowelles beach and in the water there. i was leading a paddle for the junior lifeguards and a fucking seal jumped on top of my board and off again. it was the single scariest thing ever, those things freak me out. it's name was Oskar.
oh, and i hate hate hate the squirrels on campus.
19 years ago
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
your not really an animal person are you?

i know some people who are terrified of birds, flocks of seagulls or pigeons make them run away
19 years ago
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ATLskier
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hahaha, balloons.

A long time ago in 7th grade when I was in the same school as Atlantaski, there was this really shy, quiet girl, and she hated balloons. So one time our lesbian guidance counselor/teacher(guidance was a gay class that everyone had to take to learn about stress, drugs, and self esteem and all that bullshit) made us do an activity with baloons. So the quiet girl was horrified by balloons, so she didn't take one. So atlantaski blows up his balloon, runs over to the girl and starts waving it in front of her face and circling it around her head. He does this for about a minute while the girl is cowaring in fear, then he takes a pen out an pops it right in front of her face and the girl shrieks and almost faints. She ended going inside to rest/sleep and calm down after her dramatic incident. I think atlantaski got a detention later that day after being bitten for pulling her hair in music class.
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NickMartini
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me too
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Anathema
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i'm afraid of balloons popping. i can't blow them up cause i think they will explode in my face. you see, i used to bite balloons when i was a kid, so now i'm terrified of them.
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
my friends brother has that and my friend and I went and bought like 100 crickets and stuck them in his room, he came home and fell asleep and the next morning he woke up and beat the shit outa us and made us vacumn em' all up
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
Horses! They terrify me.
Oh, and if I can't get a ring off of my finger, I freak out. Like if its too tight.
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jibvermont
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^word.. i would stick my finger in those glass coke bottles... i would get all scared and nervous and flip out if it wouldn't come off right away.. one time i had to break the bottle...i don't know its weird.. ;[
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
your a guy, and your wearing rings?

hey EMO, we no like you
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
I had some bad chutney once and puked for hours. Now I cant look at or smell it without feeling sick. Not really a phobia
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december
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well this is more like an obsessive compulsive thing, but anyways,
i get this really nervous feeling in my stomach when i don't have something that i should. like if i lend class notes to a friend, and they're not in my possession, i get really freaked out becasue i think i've lost them. im just really scared of losing things in general, it freaks me out so bad, even it's something stupid, like a note that i can easily get back, or an earring. or if i have a bunch of papers scattered all over the place, it pisses me off so much, so i hate when people do that.
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
yeah almost the same for me
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
defecaloesiophobia- fear of painful bowel movements...
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
step ladders
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powder_2_the_people
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ns aliens make me faint
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spyder1
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i hate small spaces in vechiles like when you fit 5 ppl into a truck, but i have a friend who is completley terrified of clowns
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Xoe
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
Mushrooms. I hate mushrooms.
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frogger69
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I fuckin hate elevators...to crammy
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I hate balloons, but only because blowing up balloons is my job and when those fuckers blow up , right in your face, when you're 15 feet up on a ladder, it's no fun.
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General_Shredgnar
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I have a small phobia of glass eyed dolls.
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crooks
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im afraid of gay people
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President
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damn..same for me
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jimmychung
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i'm a bit of a germaphob, and like a typical white kid from diverse NH, i'm afraid of gansters
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
im afraid of seeing the underwater in a lake. if im swimming in a lake with like a snorkle and mask on or goggles or whatever so i can see the bottom and shit, man i think its the freakiest thing ever. very strange. ill never ever be able to scuba dive
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CBROOKS
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^ had that wicked bad when i was a kid... then i got over it like 2 years ago
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AwR
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i'm afraid of lifties who dont have any teeth
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ItsPhil
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my mom was watching t.v. the other day and there was some chick on maury povich who was afraid of mustard so they brought out a plate full of mustard when she was on stage just to prove it to everyone and she threw a tantrum and freaked out and left. it was nuts
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BigJew
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I'm terrified of seaweed but I guess that's not too abnormal. Along with big bugs (grasshoppers,Junebugs) and really small spaces, and crabs (2 types).
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.John.
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I used to be really freaked out by those models in the museums of cavemen and stuff
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Ruski
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i hate not seeing the stuff around me while im in the ocean which i guess goes along w, my next phobia of jellyfish cause i get stung all the time prob. 2 times a season, oh and im insanely scared of sharks and get freaked out if im not surfing w. someone
19 years ago
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Daniel.
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HAHA rake yohn from jackass.....if uve evr seen jackass the movie extras u know wat im takin about
19 years ago
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
I used to be claustraphobic, but I kind of grew out of that as I got older. I don't really have any phobias right now that I can think of.
19 years ago
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worstnightmare69
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honey roasted goldfish snack mix
long story, i will tell you if you want
19 years ago
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
i want to hear it ^^
19 years ago
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-nija-
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i have plunexetulophobias, im afraid of rare sloths.
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-nija-
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plunexetulophobic*
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
u definitely just googled ghta u fuck
19 years ago
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Schoening
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nelson scott
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