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If pro skiers were greek...

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KeegLove
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they would have silly names like...

Markus Abmaticus

Charlus Gangyaticus

Phillipus Belangeraticus

Sethius Morrisonicus

.... it makes you giggle, and everyone needs a good giggle. Give it a try!
Nov 28 2005 2:20AM
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Download-My-Apps
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that they would
Nov 28 2005 2:24AM
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Anathema
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and they would speak in symbols!
Nov 28 2005 2:33AM
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KeegLove
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ah that they would! what a crazy crazy world it would be.
Nov 28 2005 2:46AM
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Anathema
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and they might be bum-rushing each other every now and then
Nov 28 2005 2:49AM
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KeegLove
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oh man and they could have greek fimlers like johnnyus decesareus.
Nov 28 2005 3:34AM
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CBROOKS
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Or greek photographer Like Chric O'Connelus Maximus
Nov 28 2005 6:38AM
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skiman523
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haha the gludious maximus pro model
Nov 28 2005 9:26AM
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sherpasrock
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hahahh when i first saw the title, i thought it said "geek" not greek.
Nov 28 2005 9:40AM
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Coalescent
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^ haha me too...but could you picture an announcer of a competition trying to say all their names
Nov 28 2005 9:40AM
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J.D.
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No, those are latin names. That's what they would be if they were Roman. If they were greek, it'd be like...Tannocles, Sethiphon, Pepperreltes.
Nov 28 2005 9:56AM
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scofield
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well Matt Morrison is about as greek as it gets so he must have a secret greek name like Maximus Morrisineus
Nov 28 2005 10:20AM
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d-loc
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i greek
Nov 28 2005 10:24AM
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lalalalaura
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Wow keegan, you're probably one of the coolest people I'll never meet. I'm not even joking. My god.
Nov 28 2005 10:46AM
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Lillero
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My fauvorite rider is pephlon fujaxilion.
Nov 28 2005 10:55AM
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J.D.
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^Now THERE'S a Greek name.
Nov 28 2005 1:01PM
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tBatt
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im greek and im def gonna go pro
Nov 28 2005 4:24PM
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CBROOKS
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Chisilius O'conelexius
Nov 28 2005 4:34PM
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ItsPhil
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ha
Nov 28 2005 5:34PM
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sconniestyle
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i used to live with this on again off again heroin addict greek guy from a little village right by athens that was a huge dealer in greece, and he told me a lot of fucked up stories about life there. like he od'd twice in the greek army in the bathroom, or like the greeks opened their borders to albainia to help with the unrest there, and albania emptied their prisons and sent them over. so there were drug wars and you could buy an albanian woman for like 1000 bucks american (converted) and do whatever you wanted with her, like fuck her then kill her or whatever. so if all pro skiers were greek, it would be a little rowdy on tour i think.
Nov 28 2005 5:52PM
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grubix2
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yes keegan, congrats for mixing up the classics.
Nov 28 2005 5:54PM
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n.i.c.k.
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t3dizzleous
Nov 28 2005 5:54PM
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