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Whats wrong with my balls....

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sirjibsalot
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K today i hiked the pipe all day and near the end my balls were like aching...like actually aching from the inside out and they still hurt...i didnt even fall on them or anything....is just because they were bangin around all day walking up the pipe or what?
--mesa like butter--
Dec 21 2002 11:44PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186

well how big were you going in the pipe? i mean if you were doing huge stuff you gotta have big balls to do it right, so maybe you were going a little too big

Nov 22 2006 10:21PM
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StealthSteez
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probobly cancer. My moms an onchologist. I'd go get it checked out. You might be hanging like Armstrong pretty soon.
Nov 22 2006 10:25PM
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freestyler540
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My best advice is wait until tommorrow and it will go away. Sometimes for no reason, my balls hurt so much I cant more...or I limp. It goes away.


Nov 22 2006 10:33PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13042 - Karma: 18,256
My best advice is wait until tommorrow and it will go away. Sometimes for no reason, my balls hurt so much I cant more...or I limp. It goes away.


Nov 22 2006 10:34PM
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derbski
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wait and see, but if they still hurt, id go see a doctor, you definetly need your nuts
Nov 22 2006 10:39PM
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Thomson.
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its been 4 years, I think his balls are better...
Nov 22 2006 10:45PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
hahahahahaa.
classic.

but seriously, wear tighty whities.
or a jock strap.
Nov 22 2006 11:30PM
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derbski
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you bumpin son of a bitch, haha didnt even realize how old this thread is
Nov 23 2006 12:23AM
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SteezePatrol
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bounce up and down on your heels, proven remedy by doctors.

try it, you'll thank me, via the internet most liekly
Nov 23 2006 12:24AM
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Gtweaker
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dude same thing happened to me when i was golfing once...like i had to walk werid and i jus felt my my ball ripped and then like 2 days later it was gone.
Nov 23 2006 2:16AM
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jamesmccormick
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a squirrel crawled into your penis hole and is eating your seminiferous tubules from the inside out
Nov 23 2006 2:28AM
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CJHski
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maybe you should check your face too, there is somthin wrong with that.
Nov 23 2006 2:52AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Probably hyer-extended a vas deferum.
Nov 23 2006 5:32AM
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nedward
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blue balls
Nov 23 2006 9:26AM
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grams.
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haahaa.. who brought this thread back?
Nov 23 2006 10:08AM
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GnarBurger
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blueballs?
Nov 23 2006 10:55AM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
lol i alwasys get caught with that too, this is a old thread.


Nov 23 2006 10:57AM
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philipc
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old thread
Nov 23 2006 10:58AM
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Sean...M
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wait it out for a lil. in the morning they should be fine. like it hurts when you put pressure on them right? and when you walk and they hit your leg or somethign. yeah its happened to me before and i waited for like a day or so and it went away.
Nov 23 2006 11:02AM
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chickenwang
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owned
Nov 23 2006 11:03AM
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triebby
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i was about to call you out as a n00b for bumping this, but that resonse was way too funny to be able to do so.
Nov 23 2006 11:10AM
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Cheeseninja
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Boxer briefs = good.
Nov 23 2006 11:16AM
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grams.
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hahahaha so thats who brought this thread back!

Nov 23 2006 11:19AM
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FartBoy05
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thats it
Nov 23 2006 1:10PM
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StealthSteez
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lets all send him hate PM's lol
Nov 23 2006 1:39PM
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PacificRimJob
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I second that. You might have become aroused while skiing and not known it... then developed some sort of hardcore blueballs...
Nov 29 2006 8:23AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
im pretty sur you brused your ballsack man. Excess yo-yoing of the balls can do that. Its why you wear the boxerbriefs to hold up the boys. That happened to me hitting the pipe in tremblant.My balls you just drop down and hit me back in my "cuzif." Fucking sore like hell.
Nov 29 2006 10:27AM
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Ghst
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Yeah man I got blue balls one time it was so shitty I had to like hobble around and my balls were filled with excruciating pain... it was no bueno
Nov 29 2006 11:58AM
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DANETRON
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i like how this thread is 4 yrs old and how there has been like 3 threads on this in the past week
Nov 29 2006 12:41PM
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*DrewT*
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ya it'll take the pain away... if only for a few seconds
Nov 29 2006 12:47PM
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