Actully, i don't know any body that acctully uses pick up lines, but they're still funny...
1. I'm hungry, can I eat you?
2. I jerk-off to your picture every fucking night, baby!
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'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,
With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,
Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,
when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night''
-Catch 22-
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Merry fucking x-mas, to you and yours, BIATCH!
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