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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i saw my parents fucking last night


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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

Dec 16 2002 6:29PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
ouch, that's gotta suck so increadibly bad
Dec 16 2002 6:37PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
I feel your pain.....Well sorta. I was at my friends house one night, it was like 3 in the morning, and all the sudden we hear all this squeaking, and the headboards slamming against the wall. his parents were fucking right above us! i wanted to puke. It's kinda cool though cuz his mom is a hardcore MILF




There are 2 things in life you should never have to pay for:
1. Sex
2. Water
Dec 16 2002 6:44PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
i've never heard my parents fucking, and i thank god for that miracle
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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?


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Dec 16 2002 7:10PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
one night i was on the computer for like 3 hours after my parents supposedly 'went to sleep' and i heard all kinds of noises from above


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Dec 16 2002 7:22PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
what position were they in when you saw them? doggystyle? commando? your dad splooging all over your moms saggy tits?
cmon, inquiring minds want to know


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 16 2002 7:29PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
holy shit! that sucks dude! FOR YOUR SAKE!!!! I am getting my gun...
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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
Dec 16 2002 7:50PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
awww, k2pimp, you are so increadibly evil, but it's cool
Dec 16 2002 7:52PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
that wasent your dad fucking your mom bitch. and just to let you know k2skeepimp i was pounding her brown eye doggy style untill i put it back in her mouth for the finally
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 17 2002 3:37AM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
at least you didn't see your dad and Captain Planet going at it...but yeah, sympathies
Dec 17 2002 4:57AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
That was the best thing k2skeepimp has ever written...

Period.


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 17 2002 8:45AM
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